Boy, The Markets Are Back! Can This Old Ghost Trust the Green?

The Blades Are Sharp... But Are They Sharp Enough?

Hmph. So these mortals celebrate a rally? They cheer as lines on their precious charts climb skyward. Foolish optimism. The S&P 500 like a Spartan warrior has clawed its way back from the brink since that April 2nd… setback. Recouping losses? 'Do not mistake my silence for lack of knowledge.' These fleeting victories mean nothing if the underlying rot remains. Talk of trade deals with China Mexico Canada Japan and the Eurozone fill the air. More promises more lies. Remember Pandora's Box Boy. Hope is a dangerous weapon.

A Deal With The Devil? More Like A Deal With Trump

This Art Hogan speaks of a 'major deal.' One deal to rule them all? It would be monumental he says. As if the gods themselves would descend to bless such an agreement. The markets crave distraction as they always have. They hunger for a sign any sign that their gold will continue to flow. The traders are restless. They are about halfway through their 90 day window so it better be monumental quickly. I grow tired of these mortal games.

Beware the Hydra of Recession

Still voices whisper of a 'slowdown.' Bah! These mewling economists they fear what they do not understand. This Katie Stockton speaks of 'damage to the charts.' Charts! As if the movement of lines on parchment can predict the future. I've faced gods monsters and the fury of Olympus itself. A mere 'breakdown' in the charts does not scare me. Although I should prepare for the markets to once again need rescuing.

The Fed: Puppets of the Economy

The Federal Reserve convenes these hooded masters of coin. Investors ponder their every utterance clinging to their every pronouncement. Rate cuts are delayed expectations shift but in the end they are but pawns in a game far grander than they comprehend. They sit idle while the world of finance burns hoping the chaos shall sort itself out. They do not learn from the past and that is why they are doomed to repeat it.

Disney? More Like Dis aster Waiting to Happen

Earnings season looms large. 'Walt Disney'. Mortals entertain themselves with cartoons and magic tricks while the true battles rage behind the scenes. Numbers are crunched forecasts are made and the fate of companies hangs in the balance. So many foolish mortals obsessed with numbers. 'The cycle ends here.' Let us hope it does not end with a financial catastrophe.

Kratos's Decree: Be Vigilant Be Wary!

The week ahead is filled with whispers of PMI ISM and the ramblings of Federal Reserve officials. It is a symphony of triviality meant to lull the masses into a false sense of security. I shall remain vigilant. I shall be wary. For the gods of chaos are always watching waiting for the moment to strike and send these markets plummeting into the abyss. Remember Boy 'We must be better than this!' Now where is my Leviathan Axe?