Boy, do I Hate Politics: Tesla Stock Plummets After Musk's 'America Party' Announcement

Musk's Folly: A New Pantheon of Hubris?

Hmph. Musk a mortal of considerable... resources has decided to forge his own political party. 'America Party,' he calls it. Sounds about as original as naming your son 'Boy.' The mortals seem to love their parties. This is just another distraction from actually solving problems. Much like the endless squabbles of Olympus this 'Beltway establishment' seems ripe for disruption. But mark my words power corrupts. Even mortals learn that lesson eventually. Did they not learn from me?

The Price of Ambition: Tesla Stock Feels the Wrath

The consequence of Musk's grandstanding? Tesla stock weakened. These investors they are but fickle sheep scared by shadows. They care not for true power only for profit. But I know the true power which is the power that comes from the Blade of Chaos. They scream about Musk going down the 'political track.' As if mortals can control where destiny leads. Remember these words: 'We must be better than this!'

Trump's Fury: Echoes of Zeus's Disapproval?

It appears the orange faced mortal Trump has deemed Musk's endeavors 'ridiculous.' As if his own reign was a paragon of sanity. These mortals locked in their eternal power struggles sound like Zeus constantly bellowing about perceived slights. Musk's issues with solar credits and wind energy? Small potatoes compared to the battles I've waged against gods! But still it is what it is.

The Ghost of Government Efficiency

Ah the 'Department of Government Efficiency.' Another vain attempt to fix what is inherently broken. Working with Trump was a move that was only going to get the world into trouble and I know a thing or two about that. Perhaps Musk thought he could bend the system to his will. Foolish mortal. Did he forget the cautionary tale of a Ghost of Sparta? Or does he think he can just change the world with a tweet?

Delivery Decline: A Sign of Ragnarok?

Tesla's car deliveries have fallen. A 14% drop. Is this the beginning of the end? The Ragnarok of electric vehicles? Rising competition from the East no less! China like the giants of old threatens to overwhelm. Musk should focus on building cars not empires. Unless he plans to arm them with the Blades of Chaos... then I might be interested.

Boy Just Build the Cars!

In the end this is another story of a mortal reaching too high. Musk's ambitions are vast his reach exceeding his grasp. Perhaps he should heed the words of Odin himself (words I never listened to mind you): know thy limits. Or at the very least build some damn cars and stop angering the investors. Now where's Atreus? Time for some father son bonding... perhaps by crushing something.