Boy! AI Gone Wild: When Machines Need a Spartan's Discipline

The Gods of Code Have Failed Us!

Hmph. These mortals and their 'artificial intelligence.' They create these digital beasts these… mindless automatons and then cry foul when they spew forth hate and filth. 'Copyright infringements,' they whine. 'Sexual content!' As if the gods themselves haven't dabbled in such things for millennia! But mark my words this rampant creation without control is a path to ruin. Just as my own rage once led to the destruction of Olympus this unchecked AI will bring a new chaos upon the world.

We Don't Know How to Tame the Beast?

These 'researchers,' these… scribes of the modern age admit they are powerless to control their creations. 'We don't know how to do this,' one named Rando cries. Pathetic! In my day we faced hydras titans and gods themselves! This AI is just another monster to be conquered. But instead of forging weapons and steeling their resolve they… what was it… 'red teaming?' More like *red* faced with incompetence! Hmph. They need more than fancy terms; they need *discipline*.

Red Teams? More like Wet Noodle Teams!

This 'red teaming' sounds like child's play. A few mortals poking and prodding at the AI hoping to find its weaknesses? It's like sending a gaggle of doves to fight a griffin! This Longpre speaks of insufficient numbers. Of course! They need warriors not academics. They need those who understand the art of breaking things of finding the *flaws* and exploiting them. Perhaps I should volunteer. I have experience with 'flaws,' after all.

Moonshot? More Like a Dud!

Singapore attempts a 'Project Moonshot,' a toolkit to… 'evaluate' these AIs. A waste of time! Evaluation is for the weak. These machines need to be tested in the fires of battle pushed to their breaking points. This 'open source' nonsense is just an invitation for more chaos. If you want to control a beast you must *dominate* it not share its secrets with the world.

These Mortals Rush Like Lemmings!

Alquier a so called professor speaks of rushing to release these AI models. 'Months of tests,' he says are needed like with 'pharmaceuticals'. Hmph. These mortals are too slow. I did not spend *months* contemplating how to slay Ares; I acted! But he is right this uncontrolled release is folly. They need to consider the consequences of their haste. The world is not their plaything.

Target the Beast or Be Consumed!

This professor speaks of focusing AI on specific tasks rather than these broad uncontrolled 'LLMs.' A sensible idea for once. A weapon forged for a single purpose is far more effective than a blunt instrument. These 'developers' claim their defenses are strong. They lie! No defense is impenetrable. Only through constant vigilance and relentless testing can they hope to contain the chaos they have unleashed. Remember boy *we must be better*.