Oil Prices Explode! Rambo's Take on the Middle East Mayhem

They Drew First Oil… I Mean Blood!

Alright listen up. Some fancy pants in Israel decided to stir the pot hitting Iran like a cobra strikes. Oil prices jumped faster than I can reload an M60. Five bucks a barrel? That's highway robbery even for Uncle Sam. Remember 'To survive a war you gotta become war.' Well in this case it's an oil war and the investors are running for the hills. 'They're closing in Rambo!' Yeah on your wallets!

Netanyahu's Nuclear Nightmare: 'Nothing is Over!'

This Netanyahu fella sounds like he's seen one too many action movies. Talking about taking out Iran's nukes and missiles like it's a video game. Says the operation will continue 'as many days as it takes.' Sounds like a guy who's ready for a long haul... I've been there. But let me tell you something you push someone far enough they're gonna push back. 'Live for nothing or die for something.'

Rubio's Warning: Stay Away From My Freedom!

Marco Rubio playing the concerned uncle. Says the U.S. wasn't involved. Sure pal. And I'm just a tourist. He warns Iran not to target U.S. interests. Newsflash: everything's a U.S. interest these days. He said 'Israel advised us that they believe this action was necessary for its self defense.' That is just a BS excuse for supporting them. Next thing you know we'll be sending in the Marines to guard the gas stations. 'They drew first blood not me!'

Trump's Reality TV Presidency Strikes Again

Of course Trump had to chime in on Truth Social. Blaming Iran for not making a deal on his terms. 'They should have done it!' Classic Trump. Everything's a deal a game. The world's on fire and he's worried about ratings. It reminds me of the Generals back in Vietnam telling me 'You can't win Rambo!' I just said 'I'm Expendable!'

Strait of Hormuz: The Oil Chokepoint That Could Break the World

Now here's where it gets interesting. The Strait of Hormuz. It is like the jugular for the world oil supply. Twenty percent of the world's oil passes through that tiny stretch of water. If Iran decides to play hardball and close it down things could get ugly fast. That's when the real chaos begins. 'Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe!'

China's Got the Oil and Iran Knows It

Don't forget about China. They're Iran's biggest customer and they don't want any disruptions. They'll be leaning on Iran to keep the oil flowing. Economic pressure that's the real weapon these days. No bullets needed just cold hard cash. This analyst chick Wald says it's not as bad as the Russia Ukraine thing. Maybe. But remember what I always say 'When you're pushed killing's as easy as breathing.'