Wall Street's Wild Ride: Rambo's Take on Upgrades, Downgrades, and the 'Big, Beautiful Bill'

Tesla's 'Big Beautiful' Problem?

Blair downgrades Tesla huh? Seems like this 'Big Beautiful Bill' is causing more trouble than a minefield in 'First Blood.' They're worried about the effect on Tesla. Well tell them 'Nothing is over!'...except maybe their stock if they don't adapt. Government bills like enemy ambushes come when you least expect it. You gotta be ready or you end up like Murdock – lost and confused.

GE Vernova and Clean Energy: A Green Beret's Approval

UBS initiates GE Vernova as a 'Buy.' Clean energy? Sounds like something I can get behind. 'To survive a war you gotta become war.' Same with energy – you gotta become clean. They see 20% upside potential? That's more than I usually get with a well placed grenade. Go for it Vernova but remember 'Live for nothing or die for something.'

GM's Tariff Tango: Turning Trump into Triumph

CLSA initiates General Motors as 'Outperform.' GM is using Trump's tariffs to their advantage? Now that's using your environment. It's like using the jungle to take down a whole platoon. 'They drew first blood not me!' – except in this case it's GM drawing first blood on the competition. Smart move.

Nvidia's AI Domination: Skynet is Closer Than You Think

Citi reiterates Nvidia as 'Buy,' raising the price target. AI TAM expanding to $563B? That's more firepower than my whole arsenal! Seems like we're one step closer to Skynet. Better start learning to code because 'Survival is survival,' even if it means battling robots. This AI better be on our side or else it will meet my knife!

Netflix Downgraded: Streaming Wars or Scheme Wars?

Seaport downgrades Netflix. Seems Netflix is facing its own 'Rambo: Last Blood' moment. Too much blood too little return? They're increasing long term valuation views but less than 10% upside? That's barely a scratch. Time to reload and find a new angle. Maybe they should make a Rambo series? Ratings would explode!

Final Stand: The Rest of Wall Street's Casualties

So many upgrades and downgrades... Too many to count. Stellantis worried about European competition T Mobile upgraded on valuation Wynn and Caesars are Goldman's new toys and CrowdStrike is running out of runway. 'They're all expendable!' Just kidding...mostly. Remember Wall Street's a jungle. 'Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe!'