Meta's New AI: Is It Smart Enough to Catch My Grenades?

Zuckerberg's New Toy: Can It Play?

Ugh guess what? Meta's cooked up some new AI thingy called V JEPA 2. Apparently it's supposed to understand the 'physical world.' Like duh! Even Fishbones knows that gravity makes things go *splat*. Zuckerberg's probably hoping this shiny new toy will help him beat those other nerds at OpenAI and Google. News flash Zuck: you need more explosions and less... whatever this is. 'Rules are meant to be broken!' So is his AI... I hope.

Robot Butlers and Self Driving Bombs... I Mean Cars!

So this V JEPA 2 thingy is supposed to help robots and self driving cars not crash into stuff. I mean where's the fun in that? Imagine the possibilities! A robot butler that accidentally sets your mansion on fire! A self driving car that takes you on a one way trip to Crazy Town! Okay maybe I'm getting carried away but where is the BOOM? Meta is trying to make everything boring and predictable. That's no fun at all! 'Here comes the pain!'

Labelled Data? Who Needs It When You Have Mayhem?

Apparently V JEPA 2 doesn't need a ton of 'labelled data' to figure things out. It's like supposed to be all smart and stuff. Me? I just need a target and a big enough boom. Labelled data is overrated! Why study when you can blow stuff up? That's what I say!

World Models: Are They the Future or Just a Fad?

All the 'smart' people are talking about 'world models' like they're the next big thing. But I'm not buying it! Sounds like a bunch of nerds trying to make things complicated. I'm more interested in the next big explosion not some fancy AI model. Although...imagine if I could build a giant robot with AI...Now that is something to think about.

Fei Fei Li's World Labs: More Like World *Lame* Labs?

This Fei Fei Li lady raised like a bazillion dollars for her 'World Labs.' She wants to make 'large world models' that 'understand the physical world.' Sounds boring! I bet her lab doesn't even have a single explosion. No wait... I bet her lab is full of explosions! It's probably a battle to see who can create the biggest boom! Wait is she my rival? She probably is!

DeepMind's Genie: Can It Predict My Next Prank?

Google's got their own world model called 'Genie.' Apparently it can simulate games and 3D environments in real time. Can it simulate me painting Pow Pow all over Piltover? Probably not. Can it predict me setting fire to a bunch of hextech prototypes? Maybe... that sounds like a challenge I would want to see! Either way it sounds fun and I want in on this wonder what their weaknesses are...