Ireland? More Like Ire BLAND!
Ugh Ireland's number one passport? Seriously? That's the big news? Sounds boring! All those rules and regulations...yawn! As if I need a passport anyway! Rules are meant to be broken right? "Here comes Jinx! Things are about to get… exciting!" This whole 'strongest passport' thing is probably just a conspiracy by the boring police to keep everyone in line.
Visa Free? More Like Fun Free!
So they're ranking passports based on visa free travel? What a snooze fest! Visa free is just code for 'less paperwork more boredom'. I prefer my travel with a little *sparkle*... and by sparkle I mean explosions! No one tells Jinx where she can and cannot go! I go where the mayhem is! Like they say “Questions questions that must be answered!” But who has time for questions when there's stuff to blow up?
Taxes? Seriously? Grow Up!
Taxation? Personal freedom? What are we accountants now? Who cares about taxes when you can be painting the town with graffiti and causing glorious chaos? The only tax I pay is the 'fun tax,' and everyone owes that! Honestly this whole ranking system is just grown up nonsense. I’d rather rank explosions on a scale of 'tiny boom' to 'MEGA BOOM!'
Switzerland and Greece? Snore!
Apparently Greece and Switzerland are doing well in the rankings. Good for them! More places for me to visit and… uh… *redecorate* with my special brand of artistry! Maybe I’ll add a few extra *fireworks* to their scenery. “Think of me when you look to the night sky!” They'll be thinking of me alright!
UAE Down? Good Riddance!
The UAE dropped in the rankings because of new taxes? Serves them right! All that fancy gold and boring skyscrapers probably needed a bit of… *redistribution*. Maybe I should pay them a visit and give them a 'tax break' Jinx style! Ha! “Ruuuuuules are made to be broken!” Especially boring ones!
Weak Passports? Perfect Targets!
Pakistan Iraq Eritrea Yemen and Afghanistan have the weakest passports? Huh. Sounds like they need some cheering up! Maybe a little… *pyrotechnic display* to brighten their day? Don't worry I'll make sure it's a *blast*! "Let's break some rules!" And maybe a few buildings while we're at it!
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invis5
Let's blow this whole passport thing up!
teracorona
Switzerland? Seriously? So dull.
BigKLM10
This is such a joke! Who actually cares about passport rankings?
kcotton24
UAE deserves to drop. Too much bling, not enough fun.
alupe
Taxation is so boring. Why do we even need it?
samantharucko86
Explosions are way more important than passport strength.
helencg
Ireland number one? As if!
laura1986
Visa-free travel is overrated. Just sneak in!
rodeored28
Jinx for president! Or, like, queen of everything.
Singtress
Rules are for chumps!