Tariff Troubles: BOOM Goes the Prices!
Alright you Powder Monkeys listen up! Jinx here reporting live from the front lines of... the shoe store? Apparently this dude Trumpy's got a beef with like EVERYONE and now Adidas is throwing a hissy fit! They're saying his tariffs are gonna make your favorite kicks cost MORE! Can you believe it? More money for less chaos? That's just not how I roll! "Rules are made to be broken!" ... and shoes are made to be worn... preferably while causing mayhem!
China Crisis: Not Enough Rockets for This Mess!
So Adidas is all like "We already chilled out on the stuff we make in China," 'cause Trumpy's been slapping those goods with crazy high taxes. They're only "somewhat exposed"... whatever that means. Sounds like they're trying to sneak around the explosions! Good luck with that! This whole situation is more complicated than a plate of shimmerfish.
Uncertainty Unleashed: Chaos is a Ladder... of Prices!
The worst part? Nobody knows WHAT Trumpy's gonna do next! One minute he's talking trade the next he's probably trying to build another wall! Adidas is all stressed because they can't figure out how much more they gotta charge you suckers for your shoes. It's a total mess! "Here comes the pain!" ... for your wallets that is.
Made in... Where Exactly?: Not Piltover That's For Sure!
Adidas is whining that they can't make their stuff in America. They're stuck using factories in places that might get hit with EVEN MORE tariffs! Like Vietnam and Cambodia? Sounds like a geography lesson gone wrong. I say if you can't beat 'em blow 'em up... metaphorically of course! Unless you have the right permits...
Yeezy Be Gone: Finally Some Good News!
Okay okay enough with the doom and gloom! At least Adidas finally kicked that Ye dude to the curb! Good riddance to bad rubbish I say. Who needs rappers when you got rockets? Now they can focus on making shoes that don't come with a side of crazy! *maniacal laughter*
Sales Go BOOM: The Numbers Game!
Despite all the tariff tomfoolery Adidas is still raking in the cash! Sales are up profits are soaring! It's like they're saying "Ha! Trumpy can't stop us from making money!" Good for them I guess. More money for them means... well probably just more expensive shoes for you. But hey at least they'll look good while you're blowing stuff up... or you know just walking down the street. "Ask me if I care!" ...about your financial woes that is. Hehehe!
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dkanofsky
I blame Trumpy for everything! LOL
marlena
At least they got rid of Yeezy! Now maybe the shoes will be less controversial.
smilyn
This is just the beginning! Get ready for more price hikes on everything.
shayshay1567
Maybe Jinx should blow up the tariffs! That would solve everything.
iuriakgnez
Adidas needs to find a way to absorb these costs, not pass them on to us.
libn56
I'm switching to a different brand! This is ridiculous.
mewberry
Jinx gets it! Tariffs are bad news for us consumers.
toloy88
This is outrageous! My shoe budget is already stretched thin!