Trump's Got a Bone to Pick with Putin!
Yabba Dabba Doo! Your ol' pal Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock... well not really but I wish! Anyway seems like things are gettin' rocky between President Trump and that fella Putin. Trump's been sayin' maybe Putin ain't serious 'bout stoppin' this war in Ukraine. Says maybe he's just pullin' his leg like when Barney tries to get outta payin' for the Bronto Burgers! He even mentioned bankin' and secondary sanctions! Sounds serious!
Shoutin' Match in Rome!
So get this! Trump and Zelenskyy that Ukrainian fella met in Rome right before the Pope Francis funeral. Now I hear tell they had a meetin' in the Oval Office before but it turned into a shoutin' match! Sounds like Wilma and me on a Tuesday! Anyway they're tryin' to be civil this time said it was a 'productive discussion.' Hope they didn't throw any brontosaurus burgers at each other!
Crimea River! Trump's Rare Admission
Now this is where it gets interesting. Trump said Russia stole Crimea from Ukraine. Stole it! Like someone stealin' my bowling ball! He even went after ol' President Obama sayin' he let it happen. Seems like everyone's got an opinion on this Crimea business. But Zelenskyy he's firm: Crimea belongs to Ukraine. Sounds like a real 'hold the phone' kinda situation.
Deal or No Deal? Let's Make a Pact!
Trump's been pushin' for a peace deal like me tryin' to get outta work at the quarry! He even made 'em an offer but it seems like part of it was recognizin' Crimea under Russian control. Zelenskyy ain't havin' none of that! But Trump's sayin' they're close to a deal that 'most of the major points are agreed to.' Fingers crossed folks! (Well I'm crossin' my rocky fingers anyway!)
Bedrock Diplomacy: A Prehistoric Take
This whole situation reminds me of when the Water Buffalo Lodge tried to take over the Bedrock Volunteer Fire Department. Total chaos! But just like the Flintstones and Rubbles these countries have to reach a common ground. We need to see an end to the war and start focusing on more important things like inventing the automatic can opener or the electric toothbrush!
Yabba Dabba Doo or Yabba Dabba Don't?
So what's the bottom line? Trump's playin' tough with Putin Zelenskyy's standin' his ground and everyone's talkin' 'bout a peace deal. Will they get it done? Only time will tell. But I'm hopin' for the best. The world needs a little less rock throwin' and a little more Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone signing off!
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naruto100025
Maybe Trump and Putin should settle this with a friendly game of pool in Bedrock.
acountter
Can someone just invent a peace-making machine already?
JuliePinkHouse
Sounds like Wilma and Betty need to have a talk with these fellas.
kenzya
Worst case scenario, we can always blame the Slate Rock and Gravel Company for all this.
rodeored28
I'd sure like to bowl a strike on this Crimea situation!
hirenparmar2
Yabba Dabba Doo, what a mess!
mega10
I hope Dino's not too worried about all this news.
sandi51
Betcha Barney is behind all this somehow...