Yabba Dabba Doo! Elon Musk Starts a Political Party!

Elon's New Toy: A Political Party!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Can you believe it? That Elon Musk fella he's gone and done it! He's started his own political party! They're callin' it the 'American Party.' I tell ya Wilma these modern fellas are always up to somethin'. I guess bein' rich ain't enough; now they wanna run the whole shebang! Maybe he's got rocks in his head!

Freedom... Like a Bronto Burger!

Musk says he's givin' Americans back their freedom! Freedom eh? That's like sayin' I'm givin' Barney Rubble back his bowling ball. He's got it already! What kinda freedom is he talkin' about? Maybe freedom to drive those fancy electric cars of his? I'm stickin' with my foot powered ride thank you very much. It builds character! And calluses.

Trump's Tariffs: A Dino Sized Mess!

And get this that Trump fella is playin' around with tariffs! Tariffs I tell ya! Sounds like some kinda fancy dessert Wilma would make. But nope it's about money and tradin' and all that complicated stuff. They keep movin' the dates around; it's like tryin' to catch a greased pterodactyl! Makes my head spin faster than a bowling ball in Barney's hands.

Oil's Up! Like a Saber Tooth Tiger's Prices!

OPEC+ is pumpin' out more oil! More oil means… well I dunno what it means for me Fred Flintstone. I don't use oil! But I bet Mr. Slate's happy; he loves that smelly stuff. Maybe he'll finally give me a raise! (Don't count on it Fred!)

Wall Street's Got the Wibbles!

Wall Street's gettin' all cautious about Europe. Sounds like they're more scared than Dino when he sees a vacuum cleaner! Somethin' about shaky foundations... Heck my house is made of rocks and it's more stable than that! These city fellas are always frettin' about somethin'.

CEO's Soften Up? Not Mr. Slate!

The CEO mindset is shiftin'? They're not just about winnin' anymore? Well tell that to Mr. Slate! He's still all about the bottom line even if it means workin' me 'til I'm flatter than a pancake. But I guess some folks are learnin' from their mistakes. Now if only Mr. Slate would learn to give me a break... Yabba Dabba Doo!