Fred Flinstone reports on South Korea's plan to protect its biopharmaceutical and auto industries from potential tariffs imposed by the U.S., with a little help from Washington trade talks.
Fred Flinstone reports on South Korea's plan to protect its biopharmaceutical and auto industries from potential tariffs imposed by the U.S., with a little help from Washington trade talks.

Great Gazoo! Trouble's Brewin'!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here bringin' you the latest Bedrock Bugle bulletin! Seems like that fella from across the ocean the one with the funny hair is causin' a ruckus with some new 'tariffs.' What's a tariff you ask? Well it's like when Wilma charges me extra for bronto burgers after I promised to pay her back last Tuesday! Only this time it's on a much bigger scale! South Korea is worried those pesky tariffs will clobber their biopharmaceutical and auto industries. I say nobody messes with South Korea's carosaurus powered cars!

Biopharma What Now?

This 'biopharmaceutical' business sounds like somethin' straight out of the Great Gazoo's intergalactic cookbook! Apparently it's important stuff. The bigwigs in South Korea are gettin' ready to roll out special support measures. They're hopin' to keep those companies from gettin' flattened like a dinosaur pancake when Trump’s tariff hammer comes down. They want to be ready as soon as they know what's coming like Wilma when she spots me heading to the Water Buffalo Lodge!

Executive Order? More Like Executive Disorder!

So this Trump fella signed some kind of fancy 'executive order' to speed up approval for medicine factories. Sounds like he wants to make things here in his own backyard. Me? I say let's all share the bronto burgers and the good times! But these tariffs? They're like Pebbles stealin' my bowling ball – just plain wrong!

Nine Billion Clams?!

South Korea ships out a mountain of pharmaceuticals every year – $9.59 billion clams worth in 2024. A good chunk of that goes to America! If those tariffs bite it could hurt. But these South Koreans are tougher than a slab of dinosaur ribs. They're not takin' this lyin' down Yabba Dabba Doo!

Dealin' With The Fallout!

Now South Korea is craftin' a trade package by early July to cut a deal and try to avoid all these tariffs. They're talkin' to the fellas in Washington hopin' they can find a way to make everyone happy. Like me tryin' to explain to Wilma why I need a new bowling ball after I "accidentally" used the old one to stop the car. Fingers crossed!

Semiconductors Save The Day! ...For Now!

Turns out South Korea's exports are doin' pretty good. These whatchamacallits—semiconductors—are selling like hotcakes. But the auto industry is startin' to feel the pinch from these trade squabbles. These carosaurus powered cars of the future are at stake! It's like when I am stuck in traffic in Bedrock and I yell "Ehhh Ohhh Ehhh Ohhh!"


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  • derick2010 profile pic
    derick2010
    5/29/2025 5:56:48 AM

    I hope South Korea can figure things out with those Americans!

  • F33NY profile pic
    F33NY
    5/22/2025 5:25:26 AM

    This whole thing is more complicated than explaining my bowling scores to Wilma!