Yabba Dabba Doo! Flyin' to Israel? Fuggedaboutit!

What in Bedrock is Goin' On?

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reportin' live from... well my couch. Seems like everyone's havin' a bit of a tiff over in the Middle East. You know more fireworks than Wilma's birthday party... and she hates fireworks! Anyway Delta United even El Al they're all sayin' 'Hold your horses!' to flights to Israel. Seems those fancy metal birds are takin' a detour 'round all the fuss. Me? I'd rather take my foot powered car thank you very much! At least I know where I'm goin'!

Delta Says 'Not Until September!'

Delta bless their cotton socks they were all set to add more flights thinkin' everyone wanted a winter getaway to Tel Aviv. Then BAM! More ruckus than a Bronto Crane convention. Now they're pushin' it back to September! September! That's practically dinosaur ages away! I tell you what even Dino wouldn't wait that long for a bone!

United Grounds Their Metal Birds Too

And United? They're pullin' the plug 'til the end of July. They're sayin' it's for the safety of the fancy passengers and their crew. Safety first that's what I always say... right before I jump into my car for a wild ride home from the quarry. 'Safety Schmafety!'... nah I'm just kiddin' Wilma would box my ears if I said that for real.

El Al? More Like El 'Al ready Canceled!'

Even the Israeli airline El Al is grounded! They're sayin' 'Stay away from the airport!' That's like tellin' me not to eat a Bronto Burger! Impossible! They're not takin' bookings 'til the end of June and tellin' folks to find a comfy rock to sleep under until things calm down. Sounds like a vacation I wouldn't want heh?

Turkey Birds German Birds and More!

Turkish Airlines Lufthansa... even them fancy European carriers are gettin' in on the act. Cancelin' left and right! Lufthansa's even avoidin' Jordan and Lebanon! It's like the whole Middle East is a giant game of 'Don't Step on the Cracks!' And the cracks are you know missiles. Yikes! Give me Bedrock any day!

Travel Vouchers? More Like a Headache!

So what do you get if your flight's canceled? A travel voucher! Woo hoo! Said no one ever! It's like gettin' a rock for Christmas! At least the airlines are wavin' change fees. Small mercies I guess. All this commotion just means more work for us quarry guys people staying home building houses. I tell ya it's a living! Now if you'll excuse me I hear Wilma callin'. Probably needs me to take out the garbage... Yabba Dabba Doo I'm outta here!