Great Gazoo's Crystal Ball Says What Now?
Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! Wilma and I were just enjoying a lovely bronto burger when I overheard some fellas jawing about these here 'Bitcoins.' Turns out some fella named Charles Hoskinson says Bitcoin could be worth a whopping $250,000 by next year! Sounds like something the Great Gazoo cooked up if you ask me. He says that Microsoft and Apple might start playing with these shiny rocks! Can you believe it?
Trump's Tariff Tango!
Now I ain't no fancy economist but I hear tell that some fella named Trump put some 'tariffs' on things. Apparently that made the Bitcoin price go up and down like Dino chasing a butterfly. It went below $77,000 then zoomed above $82,000 when Trump eased up a bit. Sheesh! Makes my head spin faster than when Barney tries to explain his latest get rich quick scheme!
A Rocky Start
Seems like Bitcoin ain't been doing so hot lately. It fell from over $100,000 back in January. Even though it's been a bumpy ride these crypto fellas are still bullish! Even Barney would probably be willing to buy some he always thinks he is a genius! I guess that means they still think it's gonna be worth a mountain of clams someday. I sure hope so for their sakes!
The Secret Sauce According to Hoskinson
This Hoskinson fella who apparently helped start something called 'Ethereum,' says the world's gone topsy turvy. Countries are fighting treaties ain't worth the paper they're written on and doing business is harder than trying to teach Dino to play poker. So he thinks everyone will start using crypto for everything! Sounds like a recipe for a pile of rocks in my book but what do I know?
New Laws and Magnificent What Nows?
Now here's where it gets real confusing. Apparently they are making new laws about stablecoins. These things are supposed to be pegged to real money and the 'Magnificent 7' which includes Apple and Microsoft might start using them! Hoskinson thinks they might use stablecoins to pay folks or for those little microtransactions. I bet Wilma would love to be paid in shiny new coins that is if they could buy groceries!
Buckle Up Bedrock!
So Hoskinson figures the crypto market might be quiet for a few months then BAM! A huge wave of excitement will hit around August or September. He thinks it'll last for a year or so. Yabba Dabba Doo! Maybe I should finally figure out what these Bitcoins are all about...or maybe I'll just stick to bronto burgers and bowling. That sounds a lot less like a rocky road if you ask me! I wonder if I can use bitcoin at the Water Buffalos lodge!
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daniel46211
This is more confusing than Barney's schemes!
mamaee
Where can I buy these stablecoins?
lululaclaus
Is this the future or a fad?
johnterr
Sounds like a lot of hooey to me.
Depressionman
Fred Flinstone knows his stuff!
lilacs54
Will this affect bronto-burger prices?
ozmira
I need to ask the Great Gazoo about this.
chrisbradform
Yabba Dabba Doo! I'm buying Bitcoin!
sarahmichele
If Fred's in, I'm in!