Yabba Dabba DOOM? S&P 500 Faces Rocky Road!

Great Gazoo's Got a Bad Feeling!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here your favorite Bedrock stone worker and amateur financial whiz... well maybe not so whizzy. Looks like this S&P 500 thingy – which I still think sounds like a fancy dino burger – ain't as safe as Wilma's meatloaf recipe! Even though it went up a bit last week some pointy headed fellas with charts and numbers are sayin' it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Down 0.7% today? Sounds like a pay cut at the quarry!

Watch Out for That 5,745 Thingamajig!

This Oppenheimer fella Ari Wald says the "risk reward outlook" is gettin' less good as this S&P 500 creeps closer to some number called 5,745. He says it needs to “back and fill,” whatever that means! Sounds like somethin' Barney would do after too many Bronto Burgers! Me? I’m just tryin' to figure out how to get a raise so I can afford a new bowling ball. 'Cause a man's gotta have priorities see?

Bear Case? Sounds Like a Dino Sized Problem!

And JC O'Hara from Roth Capital Partners? He's sayin' even though this S&P 500 thing ain't crashin' like my car after a Water Buffalo Lodge meeting there's still somethin' blockin' it 'round 5,670. Says the "repairs continue but the bear case remains." A bear case? In Bedrock? We're already dealin' with dinos don't need no bears messin' things up! Yabba Dabba Don't I say!

JPMorgan's Crystal Ball: Cloudy with a Chance of…Range Bound Doom!

Now these fancy JPMorgan fellas think this S&P 500 is gonna stay stuck between 5,200 and 5,800. Like a Wilma and Fred fight going back and forth but never really gettin' anywhere! They're even sayin' to sell stuff when it's doin' good instead of chasin' after it like I chase after a giant rack of ribs at a company picnic. Smart fellas but do they know how to operate a bronto crane? I doubt it!

High Anxiety in Bedrock!

So what's a caveman to do? Well I say keep your powder dry... or your rocks polished as the case may be! Don't go gamblin' all your clamshells on this S&P 500 thingy. Maybe stick to what you know: workin' hard lovin' your family and yellin' at the TV during the Bedrock Bowl. Yabba Dabba Doo... or maybe Yabba Dabba Don't depending on how this all shakes out!

Wilma! I Need My Bowling Ball!

Bottom line? This S&P 500 thing is about as predictable as Dino's appetite. Keep your eyes peeled your wits about you and maybe invest in somethin' a little more reliable... like a good ol' stone wheel! Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go practice my bowling. Maybe I can win enough clamshells to weather this financial storm. Wilmaaaa! Where's my ball?