Bitcoin Hits All-Time High: Is This Thing On?! Donkey Explains!

Hold On to Your Waffles: Bitcoin's Gone Bananas!

Alright alright settle down everybody! Donkey here your favorite talking equine and financial guru… okay maybe not guru but I'm definitely here! I gotta tell ya Bitcoin's gone and done it again! It's like Shrek finally admitting he likes onions – a real surprise! This thing went higher than Dragon chasing a knight reaching a whopping $108,955.10! Can you believe it? I barely can and I've seen a dragon fall in love with me!

Macro Cauldron? Sounds Like Shrek's Dinner...

Now some smarty pants called Antoni Trenchev is saying it's all because of a "macro cauldron" of good stuff. Soft inflation less fighting with China and something about the U.S. owing money... sounds complicated like trying to explain feelings to Shrek! But basically it means people are looking for something shiny and new like me at a disco!

From Slump to Jump: Bitcoin's Got Spring in its Step!

Remember when Bitcoin was down in the dumps like me when Dragon wouldn't return my calls? Well it bounced back like a rubber chicken! Seems like things are looking up and maybe those trade deals are helping. Bitcoin's up 15% this month which is more than I've run in a single day and that's saying something!

ETF Inflows: More Like 'ET Flows' of Cash!

People are throwing money at Bitcoin like they're trying to buy happiness or maybe a lifetime supply of waffles! Over $40 billion has poured into these ETF thingamajigs. That's more than I've ever seen in my swamp and trust me I've seen some stuff. Bottom line: people are betting on this crypto craze!

Stablecoins and Senate Votes: Sounds Like a Party!

Now here's where things get extra fancy. Apparently there's something called "stablecoins" and the Senate is voting on 'em. Sounds like a square dance to me! Even the big cheese President Trump wants to get his hands on this crypto regulation thing. Maybe he's heard about the waffle potential who knows?

Coinbase Joins the Big Leagues: A Watershed Moment!

Hold on to your hats folks! Coinbase whatever that is joined the S&P 500! It's like me getting invited to a fancy royal ball – totally unexpected but hey I clean up nice! They're calling it a watershed moment which I think means it's a big deal. So buckle up buttercups! Bitcoin's riding high and I'm along for the ride! Who's got the waffles?!