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Donkey reports on Trump's potential 200% tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, a move that could shake up the whole medicine cabinet... or maybe not? We'll see! image

Trump's HUGE Pharma Tariff Threat: Is This Real Life? (Or Just Another Donkey Dream?)

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:23
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Donkey dives deep into the POTUS's declarations of tariffs, finding out if it's true love, or just another swampy scheme. image

Trump's Tariff Love Letters: Is It Just a Big, Green, Ogre-Sized Ruse?

Tue 08 July, 2025 01:22
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Apple appeals a massive EU fine, claiming the Digital Markets Act mandates are confusing and bad for users. Looks like somebody's heading for the swamp! image

Apple Bites Back! Giant Fine from Europe Turns into a Donkey-Sized Drama!

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:39
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Apple's appealing a massive EU fine for App Store shenanigans, and Donkey's here to tell you all about it, Farquaad-style! image

Apple's Got an Ogre-Sized Problem with the EU! (And It Ain't Shrek)

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:39
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A disastrous flood in Texas Hill Country leaves a trail of devastation, missing children, and questions about preparedness. It's like a swamp, but with more water and less ogre! image

Texas Flood: That'll Do, Flood, That'll Do! (Or Maybe Not... People Missing!)

Sat 05 July, 2025 16:37
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Donkey here, reporting live from Far Far Away (okay, maybe just near a swamp), on Microsoft's big ol' job-cutting bonanza! Apparently, 9,000 folks got the boot. Let's get to the bottom of this onion! image

Microsoft's Layoff Spree! Are They Trading Employees for Magic Beans?

Thu 03 July, 2025 23:42
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China's iPhone sales see first growth in two years, thanks to discounts and trade-ins. Is Apple back in the game, or is Huawei still the king of the hill? image

Apple Bites Back! iPhone Sales Jump in China – Donkey's Got the Scoop!

Thu 03 July, 2025 11:54
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That Robinhood stock is flyin' high, thanks to some fancy crypto footwork in Europe. They're makin' moves that'd make even Dragon say, 'Ooh, shiny!' image

Robinhood Soars Higher Than My Donkey Kicks! (And That's Sayin' Somethin')

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:46
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Trump's healthcare bill could leave millions without insurance, especially affecting Medicaid recipients and rural hospitals. Donkey investigates! image

Donald Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill' is Messier Than My Swamp! Millions Could Lose Health Coverage!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:09
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Donkey reports on how Trump's tariffs might have messed with the Federal Reserve's plans for easier monetary policy, leaving everyone in a 'wait-and-see' swamp. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums: Did They Spoil the Fed's Rate Cut Party?

Tue 01 July, 2025 14:22
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