Are These Stocks HOT or NOT! Donkey's Breaking News from the Swamp!

Cloudy with a Chance of Riches!

Alright alright alright! Donkey here reporting live from… well near a swamp. News flash! Hewlett Packard Enterprise that cloud fella is jumpin' for joy! Seems some fancy Elliott Management type is droppin' a whopping $1.5 billion on 'em. They wanna chat 'bout makin' the company more valuable like Shrek tryin' to convince Fiona he's not *completely* hideous. "Sometimes things are more than they appear!" That's what I always say... when I'm tryin' to sneak an extra waffle.

Boeing's Big Bird Blues!

Hold your horses literally! Word on the street (or maybe from a Bloomberg y bird) is that Beijing's put the brakes on Boeing! No more planes or gadgets from the U.S. for them. Ouch! That’s gotta sting like when Shrek accidentally sits on ya. Boeing's stock took a little tumble proving even giants can trip. Talk about a long flight to nowhere!

Bank of America Cashes in Baby!

Somebody's been makin' money moves! Bank of America is struttin' its stuff folks. They beat expectations like Shrek beats those knights in the first movie! Net interest and trading revenue were through the roof. They’re makin’ more dough than a Gingerbread Man convention! Cha ching! "We can stay up late swapping manly stories and in the morning I'm making waffles!" …Okay maybe not *waffles* for the bank but somethin' fancy.

Albertsons: Shopping for Trouble?

Uh oh somethin' smells a little rotten in the grocery aisle. Albertsons that place with all the… food is lookin' a little less juicy. Their earnings forecast isn't as sweet as a parfait. Stock dropped faster than I drop hints to Dragon about those romantic getaways! Still they beat some other expectations so maybe they’ll find their 'happily ever after' yet.

Netflix: Streaming for Trillions!

Farquaad! Netflix is dreamin' big! Like 'a trillion dollar market cap by 2030' big. They wanna double their revenue which is like doubling my waffle intake… a dream come true! The Wall Street Journal spilled the beans so now everyone knows. Maybe they'll start streamimg my life with Shrek Dragon and Puss! Think of the royalities!

Rocket Lab Shoots for the Stars (and the Air Force?)

To infinity and beyond! Rocket Lab these spacey folks are signin' deals left and right with the U.S. Air Force and the U.K. Ministry of Defense. That's right baby they are literally soaring! Next thing you know Dragon and I will be on vacation in orbit! "I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder." What does that have to do with stocks? Absolutely nothing. But it’s a good boulder.