Hit Me Baby One More Time... With Good News!
Hey y'all it's Britney! So like I heard the stock markets went totally 'Oops!... I Did It Again' and soared higher than my weave after a head banging dance off! Apparently President Trump did a 180 on those tariffs dropping them like it's hot... well except for China. I guess he's still saying 'Gimme More!' from them. Anyway CNBC's checking out the biggest winners and I'm here to give you the real tea 'cause honey 'I'm Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman,' but I know a thing or two about comebacks!
Automakers in the Zone...Toxic Zone!
Okay so the auto industry was doing the 'Slave 4 U' dance struggling with all those trade policies. But then BAM! Trump announced a 90 day pause and suddenly Volkswagen BMW Mercedes Stellantis (Jeep Dodge Fiat Chrysler Peugeot) Nissan Honda and Toyota were all saying 'Gimme Gimme More!'! I mean who knew a little trade policy could make these cars feel 'Stronger' than ever? It's like they finally escaped that toxic zone of tariffs!
Banking on a Comeback: My Prerogative!
The banks were feeling the 'Criminal' vibe but now they're back baby! Banco Santander Deutsche Bank Intesa Sanpaolo and UBS all jumped proving they can still 'Work B*tch!' It's been a rollercoaster what with the EU's ReArm initiative and all those dollar issues. But now they're feeling like they have 'My Prerogative' to make money money money!
Pharma's Lucky Charm: Not a Girl Not Yet Exempt!
Pharma stocks were hiding under the covers saying 'Leave me alone I'm Britney Jean,' but now they're partying like it's 1999! Novo Nordisk Novartis Bayer Roche Bavarian Nordic and AstraZeneca are all feeling 'Lucky' after Trump hinted he'd be nice to them after thinking about a 232 investigation. Let's hope they stay exempt! They need to keep us healthy so we can all dance our hearts out!
Luxury's Piece of Me: 'Cause I'm Mrs. American Dream!
Luxury stocks like LVMH Kering Burberry and Richemont are like 'It's Britney b*tch,' and they're owning it! These high end brands thought they were safe but even Mrs. American Dream can't ignore a potential economic downturn. Still they're climbing higher than my platform heels! I'm happy for them because they give me all the pretty clothes that I deserve!
Mining for Gold: I Wanna Go!
And finally the miners! Anglo American Antofagasta Glencore Boliden and Rio Tinto are saying 'I Wanna Go!' straight to the top! They were worried about demand but now they're feeling 'Stronger' than ever! I'm so glad everyone is having a good day!
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cherriblossom
The real tea! ??
dougalwill123
Trump needs to listen to Britney's advice!
Frequency
It's Britney, b*tch...and she knows her stocks!
lynchris
Loving this! More financial news by Britney, please!
Jono22
Work b*tch! Get that money!
embattledsparkle
I never thought I'd understand finance until Britney explained it!
Red87445
OMG, Britney's take on the stock market is everything!
Pc3o0
Seriously, can Britney be our new financial advisor?