Oops!...They're Drivin' Again! Waymo Takes on Philly, and I'm Like, 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'!

It's Waymo Bitch! (and Philly Too!)

Okay so like Waymo is hitting up Philadelphia! Can you believe it? They're all about 'It's a city of love where eagles fly,' which is kinda cute but I'm over here thinking 'Gimme More' of that Philly cheesesteak! Seriously who can resist? Anyway they're sending their little cars out there but don't worry there's still a human in the driver's seat. It's like 'You wanna piece of me?' Well you get a human driver for now at least!

Road Trippin' and Map Glitchin'!

So the whole point is they're trying to map the city. Imagine my face when I heard! I hope they don't end up like me trying to find my way to the nearest Starbucks. They're calling it a 'road trip' which sounds totally cute but really it is all about seeing if they can eventually make some money there. Talk about being 'Lucky'!

North Central to Eastwick...Sounds Like a Song Title!

A Waymo person I think they call them a spokesperson said their cars will be driving all over from North Central to Eastwick. Honestly that sounds like a line from a song! Maybe I'll write a new hit: "Driving through Philly with my top down Waymo's in town!" It's got a ring to it right?

New York New York Big City of Dreams (and Driverless Cars?)

They were also in New York testing and stuff... but it seems like they are having a hard time getting the OK to go completely driverless. I can totally relate. I mean sometimes I feel like I’m driving my own life and I definitely don’t have a license for that!

Waymo One: Makin' Moves (and Money?)

Apparently Waymo One is already giving out like a gazillion rides in other cities. I’m like okay so is this gonna be a 'Toxic' situation where they are making all the money? But honestly I'm happy for them! Get that coin Waymo!

Money Money Money! Must Be Funny! In the Waymo World!

Okay so this is where it gets kinda boring. Apparently Alphabet (Waymo's parent) is hoping to make some big bucks from this AI stuff because it costs a lot. Their other bets (Waymo included) had like $1.65 billion in revenue but like $4.44 billion in losses. It's business BITCH! I'm totally here for Waymo. Just remember y'all it's Britney Bitch! And I'm rooting for self driving cars!