Oops! Did Trump's Tariffs Just Do a Little... Hit Me Baby One More Time?!

Toxic Tariffs? Oh Honey Honey!

Hey y'all it's Britney! So I've been hearing whispers about these *tariffs* of President Trump's and honestly it sounds like a real… mess! Like 'Oops!...I Did It Again' kinda mess but for the economy! Apparently these tariffs are making investors all kinds of nervous thinking we're headed for a recession. That's like the opposite of 'Stronger,' right?

Lucky Star or Just Wishful Thinking?

But get this David Lefkowitz from UBS (whatever that is!) is saying there's still hope! He thinks Trump might chill out with the tariffs later this year. And if that happens he believes the stock market could like totally rebound. I'm all about good vibes and comebacks so let's hope he's right! 'My loneliness is killing me' just doesn't sound good for the economy does it?

Gimme More... Hope for the Market!

Apparently the stock market has been doing a little dance of doom lately falling over 11% in just five days! It's like 'I'm a Slave 4 U,' but the slave is the economy and the master is… these tariffs! Lefkowitz is one of the few Wall Street folks still holding onto some hope. He thinks things might get marginally better by the end of the year. Cross your fingers y'all! We need some 'Circus' excitement but ya know the *good* kind!

Not a Girl Not Yet a Recession!

Trump in his own way is trying to keep everyone cool saying everything will be 'bigger and better than ever before.' He even said 'THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!'. I mean okay Donald! But I'm just a girl trying to navigate this crazy world! 'You wanna? Hot body? Bugatti? Maserati?' Well I want a stable economy too! Is that too much to ask?

Join the Circus at the Stock Exchange!

And for you folks who really wanna get into the nitty gritty CNBC is having a shindig at the New York Stock Exchange on June 12th. It's called CNBC Pro LIVE. You can get all the insider info from the pros! It's like learning the 'Toxic' dance routine but for your investments. Werk. 'It's Britney Bitch!'... about the economy.

Oops!...I Hope We Don't Crash Again!

So there you have it y'all! The economy's doing the cha cha but hopefully things will start looking 'Stronger' soon. Until then keep your eyes on the prize and remember… 'If you seek Amy,' maybe look into some stable investments! Peace out! ?