OMG! Even Billionaire Divorces Are Getting a Kylie Makeover!

Is That a Birkin or a Bitcoin?

Okay dolls so I was reading this article on CNBC and like it's all about how crazy divorces are getting for the super rich. Apparently some law firm is like slaying the game when it comes to splitting up like billions of dollars. And guess what? Crypto is involved! Can you even imagine trying to figure out who gets which Bitcoin wallet? That sounds harder than picking a filter for my next Insta post! It’s giving ‘Rise and Shine’ but make it…legal!

Following the Money? More Like Following My Lip Kits!

So like this lawyer guy Dan Rottenstreich is talking about how hard it is to follow the money these days. Apparently everyone's hiding their cash in offshore trusts and crypto wallets. Sounds shady AF right? It's giving me serious 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' vibes when we're all trying to figure out who ate the last donut. Except instead of donuts it's like millions of dollars. I can relate. Tracking my Kylie Cosmetics empire is a full time job trust me!

New Firm Who Dis?

This law firm RFB+Fisher Potter Hodas (try saying that five times fast!) is apparently *the* place to go if you're a billionaire going through a messy divorce. They've got like 40 lawyers including ex government prosecutors and trial lawyers. It's like the Avengers but for divorce! I'm kind of tempted to hire them just to handle my parking tickets you know? Priorities.

From Drug Cases to Divorces? That's Range!

One of the founding partners Jeff Fisher used to prosecute drug and bank fraud cases. Talk about a glow up! Now he's helping rich people split up their assets in Palm Beach. He represented Angela Koch in her divorce from Bill Koch! Sounds like some serious drama! Imagine going from chasing down drug lords to figuring out who gets the yacht. It's giving 'versatility'!

Influencer Income: More Than Just Lip Kits!

Okay this is where it gets *really* interesting. Apparently they're even dealing with divorces involving social media influencers! And they have to like figure out how much our followers are worth! Can you even imagine? They said it could be anywhere from $100 million to $1 billion! Maybe I should start charging for selfies. Jk... unless? This whole thing makes me wanna say 'like realizing stuff'!

Trust the Process... and the Lawyers!

So basically this whole article is about how complicated it is to be rich and get divorced. But hey at least there are lawyers out there who can help you navigate the mess. And remember dolls even if you're not a billionaire you can still slay your own life. Just add a little lip liner and a lot of confidence and you're good to go! K?