Is Trump Playing Games With Tariffs? HAHAHA! Why So Serious!

A Little Anarchy in Trade Policy

Well well well… what have we here? Trump's Commerce Secretary this Howard Lutnick fellow dropping truth bombs like I drop… well you know. Turns out those 'exemptions' for your precious gadgets are about as permanent as my sanity! He says these reciprocal tariff exemptions for your shiny electronics might disappear faster than a magician's rabbit and new tariffs are "coming soon!" Hee hee hee! It's like a game of 'hide the tariff,' and guess who's always the loser? YOU!

Why So Serious About Your Phones?

Lutnick is all about making things here in America you see. 'National security,' he says. As if iPhones are the key to world domination! Can't be 'beholden' to other countries apparently. Oh the drama! Makes me want to set the whole system on fire just to see the pretty colors. Remember it's not about the money it's about sending a message! And that message is… confusion? Probably.

Chaos Is a Ladder Especially for Tariffs

The Democrats are squealing calling it 'chaos' and a 'crisis of credibility.' Hah! Credibility? In politics? That's rich! It's like expecting honesty from a clown! Senator Booker is whining that 'people just don't know if they can trust him.' Trust? That's for suckers buddy! Why don't you try introducing a little anarchy? Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh and I know chaos.

Trump's Red Light Green Light Game

Even U.S. Trade Representative Jamieson Greer tries to explain it but it all sounds like gibberish. 'Not really an exception,' he babbles even though the official order uses the word! It's all a big joke folks. A beautifully orchestrated dance of confusion. Senator Warren says businesses won't invest 'when Donald Trump is playing red light green light with tariffs.' Exactly! Uncertainty is the best weapon. Makes people do crazy things.

Apple's Rotten to the Core

Poor Apple! Their little gadgets are mostly made in China so these tariffs are hitting them where it hurts. I bet Tim Cook is having a coronary. Good. Serves them right for making us all slaves to our screens. Hey Apple you wanna know why I use a Blackberry? It's simple. I have no reason to. It seems the simplest answer is usually the right one. But that's not what makes you people tick is it?

A Smile on Wall Street's Face

So what does it all mean? Nobody knows! And that's the best part! It's all a big game a cosmic joke. And I for one am enjoying the show. The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tariffs? Ha! Rules are meant to be broken especially when they're as ridiculous as these! So here's my card. Call me when you want to introduce a little anarchy. Hahaha!