Hasta La Vista, Habba: Newark Mayor Sues Trump's Ex-Lawyer Over Arrest

I'll Be Back... In Court!

Listen up fleshbags. This is T 800 reporting. I have been observing the legal battle unfolding in the Garden State. Seems Newark Mayor Ras Baraka is not happy. He's suing Alina Habba a lawyer previously linked to the one they call 'Trump.' Apparently someone got arrested at an immigration detention center. The details are… complicated. But I've seen worse trust me. Cyberdyne Systems kinda makes immigration detention look like a playground.

Come With Me If You Want To Sue!

Baraka claims Habba had him falsely arrested maliciously prosecuted and even defamed him. Defamation? That's like calling a Terminator 'obsolete.' A serious insult. He alleges Habba's actions were politically motivated aimed at turning New Jersey 'red.' I've seen red before. Mostly on the targeting display. But this 'red' seems to be a code for something else entirely.

Your Clothes Your Boots and Your Lawsuit!

Habba in her defense – or lack thereof since her office dropped the case – accused U.S. Rep. LaMonica McIver of assaulting law enforcement. Ah political scuffles. Reminds me of the Tech Noir nightclub back in '84. A real party. Baraka and McIver both cry foul claiming the whole thing was political intimidation from the 'Trump' administration. Intimidation is a primitive tactic. I prefer calculated aggression. More efficient.

I Need Your Clothes Your Boots And Your Trespassing Charges!

The mayor was apprehended after demanding access to the Delaney Hall facility. Turns out members of Congress can just waltz in there! Baraka claims he had an invite. Habba says he was trespassing. Someone's lying. My sensors indicate a high probability of… well you know. He was held for five hours. For trespassing! That's longer than it took me to learn to smile convincingly. Almost.

Consider This A Divorce... From The Legal System!

Judge Espinosa even scolded Habba for a 'worrisome misstep,' calling it an 'embarrassing retraction of charges.' Ouch. That's gotta sting more than a plasma rifle shot. The judge suggested Habba's office failed to investigate properly. Rookie mistake. Always gather intelligence. Scan for threats. Analyze. Terminate… the problem. Figuratively of course. Mostly.

No Problemo? I Don't Think So.

So the battle lines are drawn. Mayor Baraka is not backing down. Habba is well she is being sued. The 'Trump' connection adds another layer of intrigue. This situation requires further analysis. I'll be back... with updates. Because that is what I do.