Yo Adrian! Middle East Airspace is a Rumble! Airlines Divert Flights After Iran Missile Strike!

Gonna Fly Now? Nah Gonna Turn Around!

Listen up youse! It's your old pal Rocky here and I gotta tell ya things are gettin' wilder than a brawl in a bar over in the Middle East. Apparently Iran they launched a missile strike and now airlines are doin' more dodgin' than me tryin' to avoid Apollo Creed's punches. It's like when Mickey used to yell 'Get up you son of a b**** cause Mickey loves you!' But instead of Mickey its missiles and instead of love its uh… well you catch my drift!

Six Planes Do the Backpedal Boogie!

This Flightradar24 thingy it's showin' at least six planes did a U turn faster than I could say 'Adrian!' near the United Arab Emirates. Now I ain't no pilot but even I know that when they close the airspace it's time to find a new route ya know? It reminds me of when I had to change my fighting style to beat Drago 'cause what I was doin' wasn't workin'. Gotta adapt like a chameleon in a room full of boxing gloves!

Bahrain Says 'No Fly Zone Yo!'

Bahrain that island nation they closed their airspace too. Seems like everybody's playin' it safe which let's be honest is probably a good idea. Nobody wants to be a sitting duck or in this case a flyin' duck. 'Going in one more round when you don't see what the benefit is?' Nah safer on the ground

Air France Iberia Finnair Oh My!

Big shot airlines like Air France Iberia and Finnair they're all puttin' the brakes on their Middle East flights. They are just 'Stayin' Alive'. It's like when I had to take a break from fightin' after Drago nearly turned me into an ice sculpture. Gotta take care of yourself or you ain't gonna be good for nothin'!

American and United... grounded!

American Airlines already stopped flyin' to Doha and United bailed on Dubai. And after all the strikes no service to Israel as well. It's a mess I tell ya! It's like trying to make peace between Paulie and a robot – ain't gonna happen easy. 'Nobody owes nobody nothing. You owe yourself.'

Stay Tuned Stay Safe and Keep Punchin'!

So there you have it. The Middle East airspace is messier than my locker room after a training session. Keep your eyes peeled for updates stay safe and remember what I always say: 'It ain't about how hard you can hit but about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward!' Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go find Adrian and tell her to stock up on extra lasagna. Just in case!