Elon's 'Doge' Savings: From $2 Trillion to... $160 Billion?! Girl, Math is Mathing... Kinda

Honey Where's the Other $1.84 Trillion?

Okay besties so I saw this headline about Elon Musk's 'Department of Government Efficiency' – or DOGE because you know memes – and I choked on my boba. Apparently he told President Trump's Cabinet that he's saved $160 billion. Sounds impressive right? But didn't he promise like $2 TRILLION? Like where's the rest of the money Elon? Did you accidentally buy too much Dogecoin again? I mean girl is it even real? Seems kinda sus no cap. It's giving me 'over promise and under deliver' vibes ya feel?

From West Wing to West…Where?

So apparently our boy Elon is ditching the West Wing. Sources say he's spending only 'a day or two per week' on this whole government thing. A DAY OR TWO?! That's less time than I spend perfecting my winged eyeliner and that's saying something! No wonder the savings are MIA. I'm just imagining him tweeting about DOGE between launching rockets and uh whatever else he does. Is he even taking this seriously? Is this just a bit? Because if it is it's not very poggers my dude.

Tesla Troubles and Trump's Thank You

Poor Elon is complaining about people burning his cars. Like boo hoo buddy. Maybe if you spent less time trying to save trillions and more time I don't know making sure your cars don't spontaneously combust people wouldn't be so mad. But hey at least Trump's got his back. He told Elon he's 'sacrificed a lot' and has been 'treated very unfairly.' Okay but what about the people who lost their jobs because of these so called savings? Are they getting a 'thank you' too? I'm just asking questions here!

The Numbers Don't Lie… Or Do They?

Let's talk about numbers shall we? Elon initially said $2 trillion then walked it back to $1 trillion and now he's celebrating $160 billion. My brain hurts. It's like when I try to calculate my taxes – just a big ol' mess. And get this some experts are saying that the whole DOGE operation might actually COST more money than it saves. So basically we're paying Elon to… well I'm not even sure what he's doing anymore. Is this the multiverse of madness I keep hearing about?

Is This Goodbye?

So Elon says he's gonna focus more on Tesla now that DOGE is 'established.' Established? Is that what we're calling it? I thought it was more of a chaotic experiment with questionable results. But hey at least he's still willing to help out 'as long as the president would like me to do so.' Aw how sweet. Reminds me of that time I said I'd play *League of Legends* 'just one more game.' We all know how that turned out. (Spoiler alert: it was five more games…)

Final Thoughts: Is DOGE A Fail?

Honestly I'm not sure what to think. This whole DOGE thing is giving me major 'scuffed stream' vibes. It started out with so much hype but now it just feels like a bunch of broken promises and questionable decisions. Maybe Elon should stick to rockets and memes and leave the government stuff to the… you know the government. But hey at least we got some good content out of it right? Thanks Elon for the drama! You keep me employed bestie!