Believe It! White House Tries Shadow Clone Jutsu on Elon Musk Lawsuit!

Rasengan of Recusal: The Lawsuit Explodes!

Alright listen up! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live from... well my ramen shop but I got the scoop! Seems like a bunch of states like 14 of 'em led by New Mexico are super ticked off and have launched a full on Rasengan of a lawsuit against Elon Musk that DOGE thing (whatever THAT is!) and even ex Hokage President Trump! Believe it!

White House Tries the Henge! (Transformation) No Jutsu

The White House tried to pull a fast one like when I used the Henge no Jutsu to trick Ebisu sensei! They tried to say Musk was just a 'temporary advisor,' like he was just visiting the Hokage's office for tea and biscuits! But this Judge Chutkan lady wasn't buying it! She saw right through their jutsu!

Musk's Shadow Clone Army of Influence

Turns out this Musk guy was making HUGE changes cutting stuff left and right and nobody in Congress even said it was okay! Judge Chutkan said that this Musk guy seems to have too much power and is now under fire to explain himself. Sounds like the Akatsuki level threat! He's going around reprogramming websites or deleting them? What if he deletes Ichiraku Ramen's website? No way I can't let that happen!

DOGE's Unauthorized Access? Sounds Like a Sneaky Ninja!

And get this! This DOGE thing apparently snooped around for "private and proprietary information." Sounds like some sneaky ninja tactics to me! Like when Sasuke used to try to steal scrolls... though hopefully this DOGE thing isn't trying to defect to Orochimaru.

Trump Gets a Get Out of Jail Free Card (For Now)

The judge decided that they can't go after President Trump directly. She said he gets to pick his own people. Kinda like how I want to pick who gets to eat ramen with me (Hinata's always first!). But that doesn't mean this whole thing is over believe it! Musk and DOGE are still in the hot seat!

The Real Battle Starts Now! Bring on the Ramen!

So what does all this mean? Well it means the fight's not over! This lawsuit is still alive and this Musk guy and that DOGE thing have some explaining to do. Maybe they just need to share some ramen with the judge? Nah probably not. But I'm keeping my eyes on this believe it! 'Cause even the biggest Hokage has to follow the rules!