Believe It! Tesla's Driverless Delivery Just Might Be Real... Maybe!

The Hokage of EVs?

Alright listen up! I Naruto Uzumaki future Hokage am here to tell you about this crazy thing Elon Musk and Tesla did. Apparently they delivered a Model Y all by itself! No driver just like summoning a shadow clone. Musk claims it's the first fully autonomous drive but hold on a second! This is where it gets interesting believe it!

Full Self Driving or Full of Hot Air?

So this Model Y was cruising around Austin Texas like it was trying to find the Ichiraku Ramen shop. But here's the catch: Tesla's own manual says you gotta keep your hands on the wheel for their 'Full Self Driving' thing. So what's the deal? Is this like when I thought I mastered the Rasengan but ended up with a face full of mud? The video shows the car doing its thing but is it all it's cracked up to be Dattebayo?

Waymo's Shadow Clone Jutsu

Turns out Waymo's been doing this driverless gig for a while now. They've got robotaxis zipping around no sweat. So is Musk jumping the gun? Is this just another one of his shadow clones trying to steal the show? Someone needs to tell him that true strength comes from hard work and ramen not just fancy gadgets!

Random Customer Random Route?

Tesla says they picked a random customer for this driverless delivery. Sounds kinda fishy right? Like when I try to pick a random mission but end up with weeding duty. And the car was going super fast almost at the speed limit! Living on the edge Dattebayo! Just hope they don't end up crashing like my attempt to beat Sasuke in the Chunin Exams.

Robotaxi Dreams and Broken Promises

Musk's been promising robotaxis for years. He even said a million of them would be on the road by 2020! Remember when I promised to bring Sasuke back to the village? Well this is kinda like that but with more cars and less angst. Still waiting for those robotaxis believe it!

Political Storms and Electric Competition

But here's the real kicker: Tesla's got some serious problems. People are mad about Musk's politics and their sales are dropping. Plus these Chinese EV companies are swooping in with cheaper cars. It's like the Fourth Shinobi World War all over again but with electric cars instead of ninjas! Tesla needs to step up their game if they wanna be Hokage of the EV world.