Believe It! Jailed Dude Tries to Pull a Shadow Clone Jutsu on Trump Threat Case, But Fails Hard!

A Rasengan of Deceit?

Okay okay listen up! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live from the Hidden Leaf Village... I mean wherever this crazy story is happening. So this dude Demetric DeShawn Scott sounds like a villain from one of my early missions right? He's sitting in jail plotting like Orochimaru trying to get this Ramon Morales Reyes guy deported! Apparently Ramon is a witness against him and Scott's like 'If I can't beat him in court I'll just send him to another country!' Dattebayo this guy thinks he's Kakashi with a plan but he's more like... well Zabuza without a sword!

The Paper Bomb Plot

So Scott decides to write threatening letters about President Trump and tries to pin them on Ramon. He's hoping this will get ICE (that's like the real world ANBU right?) to snatch Ramon up and send him packing. 'I got a hell of a plan,' he says. More like a hell of a stupid plan! This reminds me of that time I tried to sneak into the Chunin Exams... epic fail. But hey at least I didn't try to frame anyone for threatening the Hokage! Er President I mean.

Prison Calls and Plot Twists!

Turns out Scott's jail calls were recorded! Like seriously did this guy not watch any spy movies? He's blabbing about mailing letters and calling the ICE tip line! Talk about a ninja who can't keep a secret! It's like me trying to hide my ramen addiction from Iruka sensei... impossible! Anyway the cops they're like 'We see through your Shadow Clone Jutsu of lies!'

Caught Red Handed (Or Red Inked?)

The detective asks Ramon to write something and BAM! Different handwriting! It's like comparing my Rasengan to Sakura's punch – no contest! Scott finally admits he wrote the letters hoping to get Ramon out of his trial. 'Freedom!' he shouts. More like 'Jail Time!' am I right? Dattebayo this guy's got more layers than an onion!

Ramon's Real Trouble

But here's the kicker: even though Scott's plan failed Ramon is still in custody because he's in the US illegally. It's like getting caught in a genjutsu within a genjutsu! He's got a court date and might get deported. His lawyer is trying to get him a U visa because Ramon was a victim of Scott's attack. Talk about a mess! Justice is slower than Choji running after a barbeque buffet...

Hope for a Happy Ending? (Maybe!)

So what's the moral of the story? Don't try to pull a fast one like Scott. And maybe just maybe everyone deserves a chance. Even if they're not perfect. Hopefully Ramon gets a fair shake. And Scott? Well he can enjoy his freedom... in a jail cell. Dattebayo! Remember never give up believe it! And maybe lay off the scheming okay?