Believe It! Ford's Finances in a Rasengan Whirlwind!

Dattebayo! Ford's Earnings About to Drop!

Alright listen up everyone! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live! So apparently Ford's about to drop their earnings report after the market closes today. But get this the big shots on Wall Street are more worried about what Ford thinks is gonna happen in 2025. And guess who's making things super complicated? That's right it's President Trump and his crazy tariffs! Believe it!

Tariff Troubles: More Annoying Than Infinite Tsukuyomi!

These tariffs are like a never ending jutsu! They're slapping a 25% tax on imported cars and parts. It's causing more chaos than when I accidentally used the Sexy Jutsu on Lord Hokage! This whole mess is making Wall Street ninjas downgrade Ford's stock faster than I can eat a bowl of ramen! Talk about a bummer!

The Numbers Game: We're Talking Serious Ramen Money!

Okay so here's the deal. Wall Street's predicting Ford made about 2 cents per share (adjusted of course). And their auto revenue? $36.21 billion! Sounds like a lot of ramen money right? But wait there's a catch! That revenue is down 9.2% compared to last year and earnings per share are down a whopping 96%! Ouch! That's gotta hurt more than Sakura chan punching me!

Farley's Fortune Telling: Cloudy with a Chance of Tariffs!

Ford’s top dog Jim Farley played it coy like Kakashi sensei when asked about the tariffs. Wouldn't spill the beans on how it's gonna impact their future. Smart move maybe? He’s playing it safe probably plotting like Shikamaru. They had a goal for 2025: between $7 billion and $8.5 billion in earnings and a bunch of other big numbers. But now? Who knows! It's all up in the air like one of my Rasengans!

GM's Gloom: Even Rivals are Feeling the Pain!

Turns out Ford’s rivals General Motors are feeling the pinch too. They already lowered their 2025 outlook because of these tariffs. They're expecting to lose a massive $4 billion to $5 billion! See? Even the toughest opponents can get hit hard. It's like when even Sasuke admits I'm getting stronger. Wait...has that happened yet?

Developing News: More Updates Than Hinata's Blushing!

This whole situation is still developing folks! Keep checking back for updates. Who knows what crazy twists and turns are coming? Maybe I'll even figure out how to use the Rasengan perfectly! Believe it! Naruto Uzumaki signing off! Dattebayo!