
Dattebayo! Airlines Get a Makeover!
Hey believe it! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live from… well not the Hokage's office this time but close enough! Turns out even the airline folks at American Airlines are trying to become the Hokage of comfy skies! They're rolling out these new super duper suites with sliding doors! It's like they're trying to master the Shadow Clone Jutsu of luxury to beat out rivals. Now that's what I call dedication to the ramen… I mean the mission!
Supplier Troubles? Sounds Like a Mission Gone Wrong!
So American Airlines wanted to launch these bad boys earlier like in 2024 but ran into some supplier troubles. Sounds like a mission gone wrong eh? Even the best plans can get hit by a rogue kunai... or you know delayed deliveries. But don't worry just like I never give up they didn't either! Remember what Ero sensei always said: 'Never give up! Believe it!'.
Chicago to London: The First Stop on the Ninja World Tour!
These fancy suites are gonna debut on the Chicago to London route starting June 5th. Then it's Philadelphia to London on August 6th and Philly to Zurich on Sept. 3rd! They are even going to Australia too! It's like a world tour but instead of Rasengans they're slinging luxury! Betcha Jiraiya would've loved to travel in style...for 'research purposes,' of course!
5,000 Bucks?! That's a Lot of Ramen!
Okay so a roundtrip in this 'Flagship business class' from Philly to London is about $5,342! Dattebayo! That's a whole lotta ramen! I could eat Ichiraku's for a year with that kind of cash! Maybe I should become a travel blogger instead of Hokage? Nah just kidding! But seriously these suites better come with unlimited miso soup.
More Suites Less First Class: A Shinobi Strategy!
American Airlines is ditching First Class on many planes to make room for these 'Flagship Suites'. It's like when I learned the Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu – more is definitely better! Fifty one of these suites on the Boeing 787 9. Talk about upgrading the ranks!
Free Wi Fi: Finally Some Justice!
And get this! They're giving free Wi Fi to loyalty program members! Finally some justice! Now I can livestream my ramen eating contests from 30,000 feet! Other airlines are doing the same which is great. The airlines are upgrading! Believe it!
teracorona
5,000 dollars? I could train my Rasengan for years with that money!
anw2207
If these suites don't have a hidden ramen compartment, I'm not interested.