
Meat?! No Wait... YouTube!
Hey everyone! It's me Luffy! I heard some HUGE news! It seems like this thing called YouTube is turning 20! Twenty years! That's like… a really really long time! Almost as long as it takes Sanji to cook me a mountain of meat! Apparently some guy named Jawed put up a video about…a zoo? Zoos are okay but do they have meat? This YouTube thing started from that video. Shishishi! Sounds like a weird adventure to me!
Beli Beli Everywhere! So Much Treasure!
Okay so get this! This YouTube thing got SO big that Google bought it for…wait for it… ONE POINT SIX FIVE BILLION! That's more Beli than Nami could ever dream of stealing! They say it's now worth like 475 to 550 billion! That's enough to buy ALL the meat in the world AND have enough left over for a lifetime supply of cola for Franky! And people just keep watching like 20 trillion videos! That's a lot of videos! Do they have videos about meat?
Disney?! Never Heard of Her!
They're saying YouTube might be bigger than Disney soon! Disney's fine but I'd rather watch a video of Usopp telling one of his tall tales! Apparently people watch YouTube more than TV now! 12% of the time. Whoa! Wonder if I can convince them to start showing more pirate adventures!
Google's Secret Weapon!
So this Google thing is like… protecting YouTube? It's all kinda confusing but sounds like they're good for each other. Google uses information to show what you would want to see. Like if I always watch videos about meat they show me more! Clever guys those Googlers!
Shorts?! Like Chopper But With Videos!
There's this other thing called TikTok. It's like a rival of YouTube. So YouTube made these things called Shorts. Tiny videos. Like Chopper! But instead of being a reindeer doctor they're... videos! They're trying to get people to watch YouTube more but they're saying they are not getting enough money from it!
YouTube Pays Creators! Meat For Everyone!
The best part? YouTube is PAYING people to make these videos! They paid 70 billion Beli to creators! That's enough to buy everyone in my crew their favorite food for a year! Or two! Or maybe even forever! This girl named Jacklyn makes videos about tech and it's her job! Shishishi! Maybe I should start making videos about being King of the Pirates! What do you think!?
OldTider
TikTok is for babies!
tazzie32
We are going to get so much meat!