Shishishi! Trump's Tariffs? Microsoft Just Wants More Meat on the Bone!

Tariffs? More Like... Tiny Appetizers!

Hey guys it's Luffy! So I heard some stuff about this 'Trump' guy and his 'tariffs.' Sounds like some complicated treasure hunt! Apparently he's making it harder to get stuff but Microsoft they just chuckled like they found a whole island of meat! Their money guy Amy Hood said they sold a bunch of computers and those Windows thingies. They're like 'Shishishi we planned for this!' It's like when Nami tries to swindle us but we eat all the food anyway! They were ready for it somehow.

Surface PCs and Xbox? Secondary Meat!

Okay so Microsoft sells those 'Surface' thingies and 'Xbox' game boxes. Sounds fun! But even if those things get a bit harder to get it's not a HUGE deal for them. It's like when Sanji runs out of a certain spice – he finds another way to make the food delicious! But if others can't afford stuff they won't spend money on even Microsoft so they are careful about this stuff.

AI: The Real Treasure!

Now here's where it gets interesting! They're all about this 'AI' thingy. Sounds like a super powered fruit! They're buying up these 'Nvidia' whatchamacallits to power their 'ChatGPT' and other brainy stuff. Their boss Satya Nadella is like 'Software is the most flexible thing we got like my rubber powers!' He thinks they can use it to get around these tariff troubles. It's like using Gear Third to punch through any obstacle!

Copilot? Sounds Like a Trusty Crewmate!

They even have this 'Copilot' thing that helps people write computer code. Sounds like Zoro helping me navigate! And another one helps with boring stuff like 'Excel' and 'Teams.' Maybe it can help Nami keep track of all our beri! They’re helping customers and that sounds like a thing a Pirate King should do!

More Money Than Treasure!

So even with these 'tariffs' messing things up Microsoft made MORE money than everyone thought! It's like finding the One Piece and then finding even MORE treasure right next to it! Their stock went up like I'm bouncing on Gear Four. They just keep going up!!

Corporate Margins? I Just Want Meat!

I don't know what 'corporate margins' are but I bet they taste good! I heard some 'Morgan Stanley' guy talking about them getting squished but Microsoft seems fine. All I know is I'm hungry! Shishishi!