Shishishi! Greedy Landlords Stealing Meat From My Crew?!

Meat for the Rich Crumbs for the Poor?!

Hey everyone it's me Luffy! I just heard about this 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act' thingy those Senate guys are trying to pass. Apparently it's like... they're trying to steal meat off my plate and give it to those fancy top hat wearing Celestial Dragons! Yale Budget Lab says it'll make the poorest people lose like $700 a year! That's a lot of meat! And the rich folks? They get an extra $5,700! Sounds like a 'Gum Gum NO!' situation to me! How am I supposed to have a party now?!

Medicaid and SNAP? More Like 'SNAP'ped Away!

So what's the deal? Seems like these guys are cutting Medicaid and SNAP – that's the stuff that helps people get food and stay healthy right? It's like taking Sanji's ingredients away! And for what? To give tax cuts to the rich! That's totally unfair! Even Zoro knows that's off course and he can't even find his way to the kitchen! I gotta stop this! Nobody messes with my nakama's food!

July 4th Deadline: Time to Rumble?!

They're trying to get this done by July 4th? That's like super soon! We need to act fast! If the Senate votes yes on this thing it goes back to the House. Sounds like a game of tag but with real people's lives! I might have to use my 'Gum Gum Gatling' on these guys if they don't listen! Freedom isn't about stealing from the weak! Remember Ace?!

Obamacare and Student Loans? More Trouble Brewing!

Apparently this bill doesn't even talk about Obamacare or student loans! More expensive for borrowers?! What kind of world is this? Are they trying to make everyone slaves to the system? We need to protect people to make sure everyone can follow their dreams! A pirate king needs to be free!

CBO Says It's Even WORSE!

Wait it gets worse?! The Congressional Budget Office says the poorest people could lose even MORE – like $1,600 a year! While the richest get $12,000! That's insane! It's like Buggy getting all the treasure while my crew gets nothing! We need to redistribute the wealth! Maybe I should just stretch over there and take it back myself!

TAX CUTS for Some DEBT for Everyone!

They're saying 62% of people get a tax cut but the big guys get the most benefit. And to pay for it they're cutting Medicaid and SNAP. It's like saying 'Here's a tiny piece of meat but I'm taking away your whole barrel of sake!' Plus this bill will add TRILLIONS to the national debt! That's a mountain of debt bigger than Laboon! We can't let them do this! I'm gonna be King of the Pirates and that means protecting everyone's right to eat meat!