
Meat on the Table! Fortnite's Treasure Hunt Begins!
Hey it's me Luffy! Did you hear?! That 'Fortnite' thingy is back on Apple's App Store in America! Shishishi! Remember when they got kicked out? Seems like they were fightin' over who gets to keep the treasure y'know the Berries! Apparently Apple was takin' a big cut like a greedy Celestial Dragon! But Epic they were like 'I'm gonna be King of the Pirates! I mean King of the Games!' and wanted to keep more for themselves!
Gomu Gomu No... Lawsuit!
So they had a big rumble a real Davy Back Fight in court! Epic tried to sneak their own way to get Berries without Apple's permission but Apple didn't like that one bit! It's like tryin' to steal meat off my plate! Unforgivable! This fight went on for ages longer than it takes Zoro to find his way out of a straight hallway! But guess what? Epic got a W in court recently!
Nami's Navigation Skills and the App Review
The judge said Apple can't be hogging all the treasure! They gotta let others have a piece of the pie! So Epic sent 'Fortnite' back to Apple but Apple was being slow like a snail! It had to pass something called 'App Review,' which sounds as boring as waiting for Sanji to finish cooking. But finally the treasure (Fortnite) was approved and the doors opened for the game!
Zoro's Sense of Direction and Legal Challenges
Apple wasn't too happy though. They're still grumbling and tryin' to get the court to change its mind! They want a do over like when I mess up a Gear Third and become a little chibi version of myself! Hehe! It's like they want to keep all the meat for themselves! But even that judge said that Apple needs to give an explanation as to why Fortnite was not approved yet!
Sanji's Cooking Skills and App Adjustments
Because of Epic's win other big shots like Amazon and Spotify are now doin' their own thing like Sanji experimenting with new recipes! They can sell their stuff without Apple takin' such a big bite. More meat for everyone! But Apple even tried to kick Epic out of Europe even though they were supposed to be allowed there by the law the Digital Markets Act. Talk about stubborn!
The Services Business and the Value of Treasure
Apple's services are like their own little treasure island filled with Berries from all sorts of things. They get nearly $27 billion just from those services! That's enough meat to feed a whole island for a year! Seems like everyone's fighting over treasure these days but me? I'm just here for the adventure and the meat! Shishishi!
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