SHISHISHI! Trump and Vance Tag-Team the Fed! Rate Cuts, Here We Come!

Meat on the Bone! The Hunt for Lower Rates Begins!

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting straight from… well wherever the wind takes me! Seems like there's a big squabble brewing in the land of grown ups. It's about… money! Shishishi! Sounds boring but Sanji says it affects our food supply so I'm listening! Apparently this guy Trump and his buddy Vance are yelling at these 'Federal Reserve' people. They want them to make the 'interest rates' go DOWN! It's like telling the Going Merry to go faster! I'm all for it if it means more meat!

Inflation? More Like In FLAT ion!

Vance is going around shouting “The president has been saying this for a while but it's even more clear: the refusal by the Fed to cut rates is monetary malpractice! ” Sounds serious! Apparently some things called 'tariffs' aren't making stuff more expensive which is good! It's like finding out all you can eat meat buffet is still open! This 'inflation' thing is supposed to be bad but it sounds like it's shrinking! More room for food then right? SHISHISHI!

Jerome Powell Are You Listening?!

Trump’s been giving the guy in charge this Jerome Powell guy a real headache! He wants the interest rates to drop big time! Like a whole percentage point! That sounds like a lot of meat to me! But these Fed guys are being stubborn! It's like trying to get Zoro to walk in a straight line! Almost impossible! They eased up a bit back in December but now they're worried about tariffs. Come on guys! Where's the adventure? Where's the treasure?!

September Rumble! Will the Fed Cut Rates?

Everyone’s waiting to see what these Fed folks will do. They have a big meeting in a week but no one thinks they'll change anything yet. Sounds like they're all a bunch of scaredy cats! Like Usopp when he sees a ghost! Everyone thinks they might do something in September. September… that's almost meat season! Maybe they'll cut the rates then and we can all celebrate with a giant feast!

Moderating Labor Market? More Like Lazy Labor!

These 'administration officials' are saying things like 'easing inflation' and 'moderating labor market.' Sounds like mumbo jumbo to me! But they want lower rates because of it. One lady Elyse Ausenbaugh even said it might be time for another rate cut! 'To me that combination says it may be time for another rate cut but I expect the Fed to emphasize the ongoing uncertainty and a desire to not act too early. It's a tough spot,' she says. But the Fed's too scared to do anything! I'd charge in there and tell them what's what! SHISHISHI!

Meat Meat and MORE Meat! Rate Cuts for Everyone!

So that's the story! Trump and Vance are after these Fed guys to lower the interest rates and it sounds like it could mean more food for everyone! Hopefully they'll listen! I'm gonna go tell Sanji to start preparing a HUGE feast! Rate cuts or not we're gonna have a party! Now where's the meat?!