Trump vs. Musk: A Feud, This Is! Crazy, It Has Gone!

A Disturbance in the Force I Sense

Hmm a disturbance in the Force I sense. Trump and Musk battling like younglings with lightsabers! 'Not interested,' Trump says. A call for peace he refuses. Much anger I feel. Like sand irritating this situation is. Everywhere!

Advisors Gone They Have!

Musk once an advisor now a critic. 'Crazy,' Trump declares. A twist of fate this is. Like Anakin turning to the dark side unexpected it was. Government contracts threatened hmm? Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate leads to... job losses perhaps?

Ingratitude A Powerful Motivator It Is

Musk speaks of financial support of ingratitude. A heavy burden this is. 'Do or do not there is no try,' unless it involves getting thanked. Trump silent on the matter he remains.

Dragon Decommissioned? A Temporary Madness It Was!

Decommission Dragon Musk threatened. A dramatic move this would be! The only way to the Space Station gone it would be. But fear not backtracked he has. A temporary madness perhaps. Like a podrace full of twists this situation is.

Poor Guy Problem He Has!

'Poor guy' Trump said 'Problem he has!' Compassion or sarcasm? Difficult to tell it is. Like a Jedi mind trick ambiguous the statement is.

De Escalate They Wish To!

White House aides a peace they desire. 'De escalate,' they say. But Trump on the call not interested he is. Patience young Padawans patience. 'Always pass on what you have learned.' Perhaps one day they will listen.