Tariffs, They Fear: Durable Goods Orders Surge Before Trump's Trade Storm

A Great Disturbance in the Force I Sense

Hmm news I have. Durable goods orders they have soared yes. A 9.2% leap in March a surprise it was even to the wisest economists. Fear of tariffs it is. Trump's trade saber rattling the cause it is. Companies they hoard goods before the price rise it does. Like younglings rushing for rations they are before the clone troopers arrive hmm.

Transportation Equipment the Chosen One?

A 27% surge transportation equipment experienced! Nondefense aircraft and parts the champions they are with a 139% increase. Fly high they do before the tariffs clip their wings perhaps? Autos appliances computers jewelry too... all seeking refuge from the storm they are. Much like seeking cover on the planet of Hoth you are.

Unemployment Claims: Stable They Remain

Unemployment claims little change they show. 222,000 the number it is a slight increase. But fear not layoffs not rising they are. Trump's efforts to trim federal rolls a success not it seems. Stable the labor market is for now. 'Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.' Hmm but matter matters it does when feeding the younglings you are.

The Beige Book Speaks Apprehension it Reveals

The Federal Reserve's Beige Book a tale it tells. Companies wary they are of the economic conditions. Tariffs a cloud they cast over the future. Vehicle sales they rose a rush before the price hike. A short term burst this is not a sign of long term health the Beige Book says. 'Always two there are no more no less. A master and an apprentice.' Two outcomes there may be good or bad hmm.

Liberation Day' Doth Protest Too Much Methinks

Trump's 'Liberation Day' duties a grand declaration. But 10% tariffs against many then tabled for 90 days hmm? Much ado about nothing perhaps? A bluff was it? Or a strategic pause to gather strength? Like waiting for the right moment to strike during the Clone Wars it is.

CNBC Pro LIVE: A Gathering of Jedi (and Economists)

Ah a chance to gather the financial minds. CNBC Pro LIVE at the New York Stock Exchange it is. Insights networking and a cocktail hour hmm? Learn from the Pros you will. Find the right path you must. Limited tickets they are. So join if you can. May the Force (and your investments) be with you.