Pinterest crushed its Q1 earnings, exceeding expectations and hinting at a brighter future. Time to pin some profits!
Pinterest crushed its Q1 earnings, exceeding expectations and hinting at a brighter future. Time to pin some profits!

Like Literally Exploding With Good News

Okay so like I was scrolling through my newsfeed (duh!) and saw that Pinterest's stock is totally blowing up! Like up 15%! Fifteen! That's almost as many lip kits as I sell in a minute (okay maybe not but you get it). Anyway apparently they like totally crushed their first quarter earnings. I'm thinking maybe I should get into this Pinterest thing? 'Kylie Jenner's DIY Room Decor' anyone? It's gonna be amazing.

Numbers Numbers Everywhere!

So the nerdy stuff… They made $855 million in revenue. Like whoa. Earnings per share were $0.23. I don't even know what that means but it sounds good right? More importantly they're predicting even MORE moolah for the next quarter. As my momager Kris would say 'These are the times that try men's souls.' And succeed!!.

My Fans are on Pinterest?!

Okay this is the real tea. They have like 570 million monthly active users. Five hundred and seventy MILLION. That's a lot of potential Kylie Cosmetics customers just sayin'. Plus apparently Gen Z is all over Pinterest for shopping? I knew I should have been using it for Kylie Baby promo not just inspo for Stormi's birthday parties. But you know what they say 'Realizing stuff is like 90 percent of the battle.'...or something like that.

Europe Gets It America Needs to Catch Up!

So sales in the U.S. and Canada were a little…meh. But Europe? They're loving Pinterest! Clearly they have good taste. Maybe I need to launch Kylie Cosmetics Europe edition? With like more glitter or something? I'm just brainstorming here people!

CEO Talk: Blah Blah Blah...Basically They're Doing Great!

Their CEO Bill Ready said they've turned Pinterest into a 'shopping destination.' See? I told you! Shopping is the future! Maybe he should take some inspo from me on social marketing and brand building. I'm just saying my DMs are open Bill. Let's collab 'cause this is my year to shine brighter than a lip gloss on set.

Watch Out World! Kylie's Coming for Pinterest!

So yeah Pinterest is doing great everyone else is worried and I’m thinking of investing? Maybe even buying the whole thing? Kidding!…Unless? Anyway stay tuned besties. This might just be the start of a beautiful and profitable friendship. I'm not worried because as Khloe always says 'I never ask for nothin!'


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