OMG! Political Drama in Minnesota? As If!

Wait What's Going On?

Okay so like I was just chilling thinking about lip kits and maybe launching a new highlighter palette (because duh glow is everything!) when I heard about this crazy situation in Minnesota. Apparently some dude named Vance Luther Boelter went totally psycho and attacked some politicians. I'm like shook! Who does that?! As if people can't just like chill and discuss things calmly. Seriously is this real life?

R.I.P. to the Speaker!

So sad to hear about Minnesota State Representative Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark . Like so heartbreaking! Governor Walz called her the 'most consequential Speaker in state history.' That's a huge deal! I can't even imagine the pressure. Sending all my love and good vibes to their families. This is just… wow! It's like people need to be nicer to each other you know? Just spread love! It costs zero dollars to be nice.

A List of Names? That's Suspicious!

Okay this is where it gets seriously creepy. Apparently this Boelter guy had a LIST of other potential targets?! Like what?! Who makes a hit list? That's some scary movie stuff right there! And it had "other thoughts" mixed in? Sounds like a hot mess express. Can you imagine finding your name on a list like that? I'd be changing my number and moving to a new Calabasas zip code faster than you can say 'Kylie Cosmetics'!

The Hunt is On!

OMG the drama! Over 100 law enforcement officers and SWAT teams were out there searching for this Boelter guy. Like that's a real life manhunt! They found his car with "items of evidence." Ooh mysterious! It's like an episode of CSI but way more intense. I hope they caught him before he could cause any more chaos.

Even Trumpy Weighs In!

Okay even President Trump had something to say about it! He said 'such horrific violence will not be tolerated.' Well duh! I mean nobody wants violence. It's like can't we all just get along? I feel like this is something Kris Jenner would say to us girls when we start fighting over clothes. 'Girls girls stop! What's going on?!'

Keep It Calm Keep It Cute

Seriously though this whole situation is super intense. It's important to stay informed but also remember to take care of yourselves. Drink your water get your beauty rest and maybe buy a new lip kit to feel better. And let's all try to be a little kinder to each other okay? Because like what else is there?