OMG Amazon is Thriving! Like, Literally Slaying the Game!?

2024 Was a Vibe: Amazon's Glow Up

Okay so like Andy Jassy just dropped his annual letter to shareholders and I had my assistant read it and lemme tell you Amazon is like thriving! We're talking major growth – up 11% from last year! That's like going from $575 billion to $638 billion. I wish Kylie Cosmetics was doing these numbers! It's all thanks to y'all the loyal customers! Remember you guys are like my inspiration for everything I do. So thank you!

AWS is The Moment!

So the letter was saying something about different parts of Amazon growing and AWS did THAT! Up 19%! I don't even know what AWS is but I’m sure it has something to do with the cloud and like storing your selfies or something. I can relate to that I have like a gazillion selfies that need storage... It just shows that everything is like connected these days and Amazon is killing it in all areas!

Prime Perks: Keeping it Affordable and FAST

Amazon is making things easier and better for its customers! Free and fast delivery is what makes the world go round! They're making sure things are affordable and showing up super fast for Prime members. Like who doesn't love a good deal and speedy delivery? Especially when it comes to getting my Kylie Cosmetics restocked before I run out of my favorite lip kit.

Hello AI: This is Gonna Be Cute!

Okay this is where it gets like futuristic. Amazon is going all in on AI or Artificial Intelligence. Apparently it's going to change everything! They're talking about "reinventing every customer experience." Like imagine if Alexa could like do my makeup for me or pick out my outfit! AI is like going to be a game changer in shopping healthcare and entertainment. I can't wait to see how AI is going to shake up the world!

Asking "Why?": The Jenner Way!

So Andy keeps talking about a 'Why' culture at Amazon. And it made me realize that's like my whole life! Like 'Why can't I have a private jet?' 'Why can't I have a handbag in every color?' 'Why can't I launch a new lip kit every week?' It's all about questioning things and like pushing boundaries! Andy is on the same page as me. It's all about asking why not and striving to be better.

Amazon's Not Gonna Be Bored Any Time Soon!

Amazon isn't slowing down anytime soon. They're asking 'Why can't personal assistants like Alexa be even more helpful?' and 'Why can't we deliver items even faster?' The company wants to bring the same fast delivery speeds to small towns as people in cities and give people without broadband connectivity the same internet access! They care like a lot! And they're going to keep inventing and surprising us! I'm like totally here for it! #Amazon #Innovation #KylieApproved