Elon's Brother SLAMS Trump! Is This the END of Their Alliance?!

Taxes?! A Plague of the Gods!

Bah! Another day another squabble amongst mortals about… taxes. Kimbal Musk brother of the 'genius' Elon has opened his frail mouth to decry Trump's tariffs. He calls them a 'structural permanent tax on the American consumer.' Such dramatic pronouncements! Like a Spartan child whining about a scraped knee. Has he ever faced Cerberus? Has he ever felt the blade of Ares? I THINK NOT!

Not As Good? BOY!

Kimbal further laments that America is 'simply not as good at making things.' Is this weakness I hear? Where is the rage the fury! Perhaps he should forge his own destiny instead of whining like a babe about prices. I built an empire from nothing and he complains about tax. I should have left Atreus to be raised by the Valkyries! He is a disgrace.

Brotherly Beef and Burning Bridges!

Ah yes the Musk family. A pantheon of their own making it seems and full of as much strife as Olympus ever was. Elon advisor to Trump finds himself at odds with the President's policies. Even worse he is at odds with Peter Navarro. Musk has insulted Navarro's qualifications! This petty squabbling amuses me. They should settle this with a trial by combat. Perhaps then the markets would respect them more.

Tesla's Fall From Grace (As If I Care)

Tesla that chariot of modern times is down 42% this year. Pathetic! I have seen greater falls steeper drops from Olympus. Navarro in turn insults Musk calling him a 'car assembler' rather than a 'car manufacturer.' Words sharper than the Blades of Chaos clearly. Such weakness cannot be tolerated. I once ripped the head off Helios with my bare hands and Elon quibbles about his cars? Ha!

The Seeds of Discord: A Tale of Two Donations

While Elon embraces Trump Kimbal sows seeds of discord. He donates to Libertarian causes and 'nonpartisan election reform.' A house divided cannot stand they say but the house of Musk seems to be thriving on chaos. They are like a pantheon of the old world too many different opinions.

Boy! Is This The End?

Will this fracture the Musk empire? Will Tesla crash and burn? Does any of this truly matter? Mortals and their squabbles! They are but gnats buzzing around the flame of my eternal rage. I have seen the end of the world and this is not it. Now leave me be before I unleash my Spartan rage! And I will see to it that the BOY also does not waste time on such trifling matters!