Elon Musk's Fury: Is the Federal Reserve Remodeling Asgard?

A Spartan's Ire: Another Mountain of Hubris?

Hmph. Musk. A mortal dares question the extravagance of… the *Federal Reserve*? He speaks of *billions* spent on mere redecoration. Pathetic. In my time I've seen kingdoms rise and fall on far less. This 'DOGE' he speaks of…saving money? It is but a pebble on the mountain of government waste. Still I must admit even for the gods $2.5 billion for *interior design*… It seems excessive. Where is the gold going? Are they gilding the halls with the tears of their enemies? Show me this place. I will decide if it is worthy of such expense.

Upgrades Fit for a God? Or Just More Band Aids?

They claim it is for 'upgrades,' 'meeting codes,' and 'energy efficiency.' Lies! Empty words of politicians! They seek to cover their incompetence with jargon. 'Consolidating staff,' they say. Is this some mortal attempt to mimic the unity of the Spartan phalanx? They will fail. The cost of materials rising delays... It all sounds like a carefully crafted excuse for mismanagement. Such weakness disgusts me. These mortals they build monuments to their own vanity and call it progress. BOY! fetch me the Heads of every Official involved in this renovation I need answers.

Show Me the Money! (Before I Take It)

Musk demands pictures. He wants to see what this fortune buys. Wise. Transparency is a blade sharper than any forged in Hephaestus's fires. But the Fed remains silent. They 'declined comment.' Cowards! They hide behind their gilded doors shielded by bureaucracy. They forget that silence only breeds suspicion. Perhaps they believe they are untouchable. They would be wrong.

Not Taxpayer Money? A Technicality Worthy of Hades!

Ah so the Fed is funded by interest and fees not *directly* by taxes. A clever deception a twisting of words worthy of Hades himself. But make no mistake the people *feel* these costs. Rising interest rates losses… it all bleeds into the lives of mortals. They will suffer. And when they suffer the rage will find its target. The Fed operates in shadows believing themselves immune. The arrogance is…intoxicating. Such heights invite a fall.

Eight Decades of Decay: A Lesson in Mortality

Eighty years old this building? 'Systems at the end of their useful life.' A fitting metaphor for mortal existence. Everything decays everything crumbles. But to spend billions simply to patch up what is already doomed? A fool's errand! They should raze it and start anew. Build it with stone and steel with the strength of conviction not the weakness of fleeting trends. But no they chase efficiency. They chase comfort. They chase… oblivion.

BOY! Where is the Interior Designer? It is Time for a Chat

Musk is right to raise an eyebrow. The sum is preposterous. It is time to hold these gods accountable. We must not allow such flagrant misspending of our nation's riches. Where is the interior designer? I need to have a talk. You do not get away with this.