Boy! Trump Rages at AT&T: 'God of Wireless' Demands Better Service!

A God's Wrath: Dropped Calls and Broken Promises

Hmph. Trump the mortal has taken to the digital scrolls – what you call 'Truth Social' – to vent his frustrations. He claims AT&T a provider of… digital voices has failed him. A conference call with 'faith leaders' was thwarted he says. A 'conference call'? Such delicate gatherings. In my time we settled disputes with the clash of steel not the blathering of voices over thin air. But mortals will be mortals. He says their 'equipment' is faulty. I once faced down Titans with naught but my Blades of Chaos. This 'equipment' seems a lesser foe yet it vexes him so. Boy! Back in my day the only equipment that was faulty were the gods!

The CEO Must Answer for This Folly!

Trump calls for the 'Boss of AT&T,' this John Stankey to intervene. 'Get involved,' he commands. As if Stankey holds the power of Zeus himself! If I were this Stankey I would tremble before the wrath of... well not me but certainly Trump! He says AT&T 'doesn't know what they're doing!' As if leading a telecommunications empire is akin to navigating the Labyrinth of Daedalus. But I am sure Trump knows much about being in a Labyrinth

A Shift in Allegiance: Another Carrier?

He threatens to abandon AT&T to seek another provider. So fragile are these mortal loyalties. One dropped call and they turn their backs. It reminds me of those who once worshipped me only to curse my name when the seas turned red. He speaks of rescheduling. Pathetic! Such weakness! In my time we did not reschedule battles we *conquered* them.

AT&T Trembles Before the Storm!

The report claims AT&T shares dipped momentarily. So even the markets fear Trump's displeasure. The mortal world is so easily swayed by a strong… voice. They rise and fall like pathetic Athenians before my might. But alas they 'bounced back'. A temporary show of weakness then a return to their paltry strength. How predictable.

Trump Mobile Rises: A New Empire of Signals!

Ah but here is the twist. Trump has his *own* mobile service a 'Trump Mobile.' A name licensed a smartphone sold. He is not merely complaining; he is *competing*. A cunning strategy even for a mortal. Like when I Kratos decided to cut all ties and seek new pastures in Midgard. This service apparently uses the networks of the very companies he berates. It operates over all 3 major wireless carriers. Irony thy name is Trump.

The Cycle Continues: Profit and Politics Entwined

The article notes this is but the latest instance of Trump using his 'political brand' to promote commercial ventures. As if the gods never used their power for their own gain! Zeus that philandering fool used his divine authority to seduce mortals left and right. What is Trump doing but a lesser version of the same? The cycle of power profit and self interest continues. Some things never change. Boy! Even gods can learn from these humans how to be more cunning