Yabba Dabba Doo! Trump's Pardoned Pal in Bedrock Trouble Again!?

Great Gazoo! Another Fine Mess!

Yabba Dabba Doo! This is Fred Flinstone reporting live from Bedrock or… well where they got those modern stone age fellas! Seems like that fella Jonathan Braun the one who got outta the big house thanks to that Trump guy's pardon is back in a heap of trouble! You know like when I tried to 'borrow' Mr. Slate's brontosaurus burger without asking. Uh oh!

Bamm Bamm's Got More Sense!

This Braun fella he’s been gettin' himself arrested left and right! They say he was causin' a ruckus assaultin' folks and generally actin' like a dino in a china shop! Even my little Bamm Bamm knows better than that! He’s even been caught assaulting a three year old! What is this world coming to?

IV Poles and Petty Thievery? Yabba Dabba... Don't!

Word is this guy even went after some health workers with an IV pole and swiped some stuff. An IV pole? What's next using a pterodactyl as a getaway car? I tell ya some people just never learn! It's like trying to teach Dino not to drool on my bowling shoes – hopeless!

Judge Judy (From the Future!) Ain't Happy!

So this Judge Kiyo Matsumoto she's got him locked up tighter than Wilma's cookie jar during my diet. She said he's a danger to the community and might try to pull a disappearing act. Smart lady! I bet she could even figure out how to get Dino off the roof. It's always something with that mutt or that Jonathan Braun!

The White House Weighs In... Sort Of!

Those fellas in that White House say that they stand by their actions but acknowledge there's always a risk when they go handin' out pardons. Reminds me of that time I tried to 'help' Barney with his chores and ended up flooding his house. Sometimes you just gotta say 'D'oh… I mean Yabba Dabba Doo I messed up!'

A Caveman's Conclusion: You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks!

So there you have it folks! Jonathan Braun is back in the clink and it looks like he might be there for a while. Guess some folks just can't handle a second chance no matter how big and shiny it is. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go home and try to convince Wilma that a brontosaurus steak is a perfectly acceptable dinner. Yabba Dabba Doo!