Yabba Dabba Doo! Senate Vote-A-Rama Got Me Sayin' 'D'oh-Nut' to Politics!

A Megalithic Mess!

Yabba Dabba Doo! It's your pal Fred Flinstone here reporting live from… uh… my living room! Seems these senators are having a regular Vote A Rama throwing amendments at this Trump fella's big bill like Barney Rubble throws bowling balls – all over the place! They started early like when I gotta get to the quarry and nobody knows how long it's gonna last. Eight hours? Sounds like a whole shift at Slate Rock and Gravel Company!

Amendment Avalanche!

These senators like that Susan Collins lady are gonna throw so many amendments it’ll be like a dinosaur stampede! Most of 'em won't stick but they’re trying to make a point. It’s like Wilma trying to get me to eat my veggies – she knows she probably won’t win but she gotta try!

Political Pet Peeves!

The Democrats are stirring the pot trying to make those Republicans vote on stuff like Medicaid and those fancy electric cars. Sounds like a plot to get rid of my foot powered car! “It’s a living!” I always say. Gotta love the classics eh?

Weekend at… the Senate?!

They were supposed to start this whole shebang Sunday night but they pushed it to Monday. Senators worked all weekend! All weekend! That's more than I work in a month! They're trying to get this thing done before the big Fourth of July party. Wonder if they'll have brontosaurus ribs…

Eked Out a What Now?

These Republicans they barely squeaked out a win with a couple of guys voting against it. Sounds like me trying to sneak out for a bowling night with Barney! One wrong move and Wilma finds out! Gotta be sneaky!

House of… Cards?

Even if they get it through the Senate it still has to go to the House. And some of those House folks already don't like it! Sounds like my plans for a relaxing Sunday getting ruined by Mr. Slate! Always something eh? Yabba Dabba Doo… or maybe Yabba Dabba Don't!