
Great Gazoo's Gone! Musk's Magic Fades!
Yabba Dabba Doo! What in Bedrock is goin' on? It seems this Elon Musk fella the one who was runnin' that Department of Government Efficiency or DOGE thingy ain't so popular with the Republicans anymore. Now I ain't no politician but even I know that ain't good! Seems like just a few months ago back in March everybody loved him more than Dino loves a Bronto Rib. But now? Fugghedaboutit! Only 62% of Republicans like him down from a whopping 78%. That's a bigger drop than when I try to bowl a strike!
Trump vs. Musk: A Bedrock Brawl!
Apparently this whole mess started with a big ol' fight between Musk and President Trump. I hear they were yellin' louder than Wilma when I forget our anniversary! It was somethin' about a spendin' bill and Musk didn't like it. Then BAM! Social media war! It was uglier than Barney Rubble's feet after a day at the quarry. Musk even said he regretted some of the things he posted. Sounds like he shoulda just stayed home and watched the Water Buffalo Lodge like me.
Dems Say 'Yucka Dabba Doo' to Musk!
And you ain't gonna believe this! Only 3% of Democrats like Musk! Three percent! That's less than the amount of gravel in my shoes after a shift at the quarry! They used to think he was all about savin' the planet and stuff but now? They're turnin' up their noses faster than when Wilma makes liver and onions. Yucka Dabba Doo!
DOGE Days Are Over?
Even with all this hullabaloo a lot of Republicans still think Musk did a good job with that DOGE thing. They said he was either excellent or good. But still things are looking rocky and I'm not talking about Bedrock rocky. If you ask me Musk should come on down to Bedrock. We got a good time and everyone loves Bronto Burgers!
Rockhead Reacts!
Me? I'm just a simple caveman. I don't understand all this fancy politics. But I do know one thing: If you're gonna start a fight make sure you can finish it! And maybe lay off the Twitter… or whatever the Stone Age equivalent is. Yabba Dabba Doo… I think?
Wilma! Where's My Bronto Burger?
All this talk about politics is makin' me hungry. Wilma! Where's my Bronto Burger? And can we please change the channel? This news is giving me a headache bigger than Dino after a night at the drive in. Yabba Dabba Doo!
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