Yabba Dabba Doo! Did We Really Obliterate Iran's Nukes?

A Dino Sized Debate!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! Seems like those fellas in Washington are having a bigger squabble than Wilma and I over a bronto burger. They're arguin' about Iran and their atomic doodads. John Ratcliffe the head honcho at the CIA says we clobbered their nuclear program good! Like back to the Stone Age good! He says those 'recent targeted strikes' did the trick. Could be them army fellas from over in Israel too. But then...

Trump's 'Obliteration' Celebration!

President Trump bless his heart he's sayin' we 'totally obliterated' Iran's atomic whoozits. Says those U.S. bombs did the trick. Sounds like somethin' I'd yell after winning a Water Buffalo bowling tournament! But then Tulsi Gabbard comes along sayin' the same thing that we done wrecked those Iranian facilities. She even says if they wanna rebuild it'll take 'em years! Years I tell ya! That's like a whole geological era in Bedrock time!

Leaky Secrets and Media Scheming

Now here's where it gets messier than Bamm Bamm's breakfast. Seems like some folks been talkin' out of school. Gabbard is callin' out the 'propaganda media' for twistin' leaked info to make Trump look bad. She reckons they're tryin' to undermine his 'decisive leadership.' Decisive leadership eh? Sounds like what I tell Wilma when I decide we're havin' bronto burgers for dinner... whether she likes it or not!

The Haggle at The Hague!

Speaking of squawking Trump was yellin' louder than a pterodactyl at a NATO meetin' in The Hague (wherever that is!). He was raggin' on journalists who said our bombs only set Iran back a few months not years. Trump says 'They shouldn't have issued a report until they did,' which to be honest sounds like me tellin' Barney he shouldn't have judged my bowling score before the last pin fell!

Shovels and Secrets!

Pete Hegseth (who's gonna tell everyone about it tomorrow) is standin' tall by the President and says if you wanna know about Iran 'You better get a big shovel and go really deep'. Big shovel? Sounds like a job for Dino! The White House even sent around a note from some folks in Israel saying we wrecked their atomic playground and rendered it inoperable! That's great! Yabba Dabba Doo!

No Sneaking in and Looking!

But Hold on to your hats! Schumer is furious! He is saying only giving us Hegseth and Rubio tomorrow is only going to allow them to 'parrot whatever the president wants them to say.' He wants the REAL deal! He wants people 'to hear from the administration about matters of national intelligence and national security.' Hmm...sounds like Wilma when I try to sneak a second rack of ribs after dinner!