Yabba Dabba Doo! Alaska Airlines Takes Flight to Rome!

Holy Bronto Burgers We're Goin' to Rome!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! Seems those modern fellas at Alaska Airlines are gettin' fancy and flyin' all the way to Rome! Can you believe it? Rome! I hear they got these things called 'cars' there but I bet nothin' beats my foot powered Flintmobile! This is big news bigger than a brontosaurus burger!

Hawaiian Airlines? Sounds Like a Luau!

Apparently this whole shebang is thanks to Alaska Airlines swallowing up Hawaiian Airlines! Now I ain't no expert on eatin' airlines but I reckon it's like when I scarf down a rack of ribs – gotta get your fill! They're usin' these Hawaiian planes which they call 'long haul jets' to make the trip. I bet Wilma would love a luau! Maybe I can convince her to wear a coconut bra...

Dreamliner? More Like Dream Maker!

These Alaska folks are flyin' in style with somethin' called a Boeing 787 9 Dreamliner. Dreamliner! Sounds like somethin' Barney would try to sell me down at the Water Buffalo Lodge! But apparently it's one of them fancy flying machines that'll get ya all the way to Rome without stoppin'. I wonder if they have a drive in movie in Rome? "It's a living!"

Seattle the Next Bedrock of Air Travel?

This fella Andrew Harrison some big shot at Alaska Airlines says they're makin' Seattle into a 'global gateway'. A gateway eh? Sounds like somethin' that leads straight to the Land of the Gazoo! They're plannin' on flyin' to all sorts of fancy places from Seattle. I bet they ain't got nothin' on Bedrock though. We got dinosaurs drive ins and the Water Buffalo Lodge!

Loyalty? Sounds Like My Bowling Team!

Apparently folks are beggin' Alaska Airlines to fly to Rome. I guess those loyalty programs are payin' off! Reminds me of my bowling team the Water Buffaloes. We're loyal alright especially when it comes to knockin' down those pins and chuggin' down a frosty glass of root beer! "A dabba doo!"

Tokyo Seoul and Now Rome? Yabba Dabba Doo!

Alaska Airlines is already flyin' to Tokyo and Seoul and now Rome? They're gonna need a bigger map! This Harrison fella says the Tokyo flights are full up and he's expectin' the Asian flights to bring in tons of cargo. I bet they could use me to haul it all! I'm strong as a... well you know. Just gotta get the FAA approval which sounds like more modern mumbo jumbo if you ask me!