Yabba Dabba DOOM! Boeing Skirts Jail Time... Again?!

Great Gazoo! Another Deal?

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here bringing you the latest from the modern Stone Age! Seems like those Boeing fellas are tryin' to wiggle their way out of trouble again! You remember those 737 Max thingamajigs that went belly up not too long ago right? Well they're talkin' about another deal with the Justice Department see? Sounds fishy to me. Like tryin' to feed Dino a veggie burger – it just ain't right!

A Flight Control System of Doom!

Now the Barney Rubble of the story is this: Seems Boeing didn't exactly tell the whole truth about this fancy schmancy flight control system they put in those planes. The Feds reckon they misled the regulators – ya know the guys who are supposed to keep us safe in the air! That system's called MCAS and if I heard right it's a real disaster. Seems like it was the main culprit in those two big crashes. All I can say is I betcha Wilma wishes she had one of those when she's driving!

Judge Throws a Boulder in the Works

Last year they actually had a deal cooked up but some smarty pants judge threw a boulder in the works! Said it wasn't good enough. Now they're back at the drawing board trying to come up with something that'll keep Boeing out of the clink. I tell ya sometimes I think those judges are just jealous of my bowling skills!

No Felon Label? What a Croc!

Here's the kicker: If they can swing this new deal Boeing won't get branded a felon! Can you believe it? Apparently being a felon might mess with their ability to sell planes and make fancy fighter jets for the army. 'Cause heaven forbid a company that maybe messed up big time shouldn't be allowed to build weapons! It's enough to make a grown caveman cry! Wah!

Paying Up Yabba Dabba Maybe?

Word on the street is that Boeing might cough up some clams for the families of those who lost their lives in the crashes. That’s gotta be the right thing to do see? Money won't bring back loved ones but it's a start. Still it doesn't change the fact that something went terribly wrong. I just hope they learn their lesson and get their act together before another Yabba Dabba Disaster strikes!

So What Do We Really Think Fred?

So there you have it folks. Another day another scandal in the modern Stone Age. I sure hope those Boeing fellas learn their lesson and get their act together. Maybe they should hire a caveman to check their work – we're pretty good at spotting when something's about to go 'BOOM!' Yabba Dabba Doo... or maybe not so doo this time.