They Fired Him! Did Trump's Swamp Just Get a Little Bit Less Slimy?

Hold the Onions! Someone's Getting Fired!

Alright alright settle down! Donkey's here with the scoop! So word on the street—or should I say word from the uh 'important' papers—is that some fella named Peter Carr got the ol' heave ho from the Department of Justice. Yep fired! Now this Carr fella he used to yak for those special counsel dudes Mueller and Smith the ones pokin' around in Trump's business like a badger in a burrow. "Nobody move! I've lost my contact!"... Wait wrong story.

Trump's Old Pal Did It!

The guy who did the deed is a Deputy Attorney General named Todd Blanche. Now get this this Blanche dude used to represent Trump in court! Talk about awkward! He even worked on that hush money case with Stormy Daniels! Ooh la la! Looks like somebody might be settling some scores Shrek style. You know "Better out than in," as I always say... except when it comes to swamp creatures!

Remember the Mueller Probe? I Barely Do!

Remember that whole Mueller investigation thing? That was about Russia meddling in the election and whether Trump was buddy buddy with those Russian agents. Turns out they didn't find any proof of collusion but they didn't exactly say Trump was innocent either. It was like trying to nail jelly to a tree! Carr was right in the thick of it spinnin' the story for the folks. "I like my privacy!"

Smith and Wesson er Smith and Trump!

After Trump left office Carr hitched his wagon to Smith who slapped Trump with a bunch of charges! Things like trying to mess with the 2020 election results and hoarding classified documents at his Mar a Lago pad. Sounds like a real page turner but not the kind I like to read.

Case Closed or Is It?

But guess what? After Trump got re elected those cases were dropped like a bad habit! Seems the DOJ has this rule about not prosecuting a sitting president. Talk about a loophole big enough to drive a dragon carriage through! Did Trump's swamp get a little less slimy? Or did someone just need a vacation? I'm so confused!

So What Does This All Mean?

Well folks it looks like the political shenanigans never end! One thing's for sure: Donkey's gonna need a triple decker parfait to sort this all out. Maybe with extra whipped cream! Who knows what tomorrow will bring! Maybe dragons will start serving tea maybe pigs will fly! It's all possible...right?